My Secret Life

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

Guess the secret life of the person above you.

We'll start. What's my secret life?

 

[Redacted24]

You're a famous author of romance novels that writes under a pseudonym

Am I right?

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

You're a famous author of romance novels that writes under a pseudonym

Am I right?

Well...I guess you could say it's partially true.

You're a technical writer by day and video game tester by night.

 

[Redacted24]

Wait, what?
How did you know that??

Heh heh
Okay, so you're an entrepreneur that has enormous palm oil plantations in Malaysia?

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

Wait, what?
How did you know that??

Are you really?

Heh heh
Okay, so you're an entrepreneur that has enormous palm oil plantations in Malaysia?

If I had those kinds of assets, I wouldn't need CTB, my friend. I do want to start a business though.

I don't write romance novels but I regularly write song lyrics and urban legends. Thinking of starting a Patreon.

 

[Redacted24]

Eh, kind of technical writer (reviewing and editing project documents and budgets) and I play video games at night.

Your guess was really pretty spot on, I'm impressed!

And you have time to write songs etc because you are a volunteer helicopter pilot for the forest firefighters... in between fires you develop your songs and writings

 

[Rynalia]

The video games you must play surely must involve next gen immersive tech. You probably signed an NDA so nothing gets out to the public until it's ready. Probably already in the future of gaming far ahead of us.

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

Eh, kind of technical writer (reviewing and editing project documents and budgets) and I play video games at night.

Your guess was really pretty spot on, I'm impressed!

And you have time to write songs etc because you are a volunteer helicopter pilot for the forest firefighters... in between fires you develop your songs and writings

I'm psychic lol

The second part...sounds amazing but I don't fly man.

The video games you must play surely must involve next gen immersive tech. You probably signed an NDA so nothing gets out to the public until it's ready. Probably already in the future of gaming far ahead of us.

You are a stone mason and member of Anonymous

 

[fedup1982]

You're a private gymnastics investigator who helps clients prove their coaches are plotting against them

 

[_AllCatsAreGrey_]

You're a conspiracy theorist just looking for a good time.

 

[fedup1982]

You're a conspiracy theorist just look for a good time.

How did you know I have actually been hacked by what I'd call a conspiracy and yeah if I can't die then I'll settle for a good time alright

 

[Redacted24]

Ooh, Fedup is here?
Aren't you a famous voice actor in animated films? Nobody recognizes your normal voice but when you're in character you'd be instantly recognizable, am I right?

 

[Pale_Rider]

Secretly works as a janitor at a recoding studio, but the real secret is redacted is a spy for a rival studio.