bluupup
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- Jun 7, 2026
- 59
when I hit 45, I'm going to hang myself lol. I've planned it since I was 14. I know exactly how I will do it too, I'm studying the physics of it too. I'm going to get a very long rope and go somewhere public, somewhere very high, preferably a tall cell tower or a water tower. I'm going to make sure the rope will be about 50 feet, as the average water tower is 100 feet. i'll be going about 55mph at 150lbs when falling, and the force of the sudden stop of the rope would decapitate and kill me instantly. any physics majors or anything similar have any critiques? I think this would be a good strategy but I don't know if there's any errors besides y'know, the people around telling me not to. and yes, I got the idea from homestuck. it honestly was a good plan of dirk's. I've been a Dirk kin since 2022. I've known I wanted to CTB at 45 since I was 14, just didn't know exactly how to hang. Now, I do!