Motivational crap (for shitz and giggles only)

[FullFat]

I think I do that one wrong. I show up 80% of the time and achieve the opposite of success

For real. Sometimes I think my performance would be better if I just called in sick.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

Ok I translated this phrase, what do you think? It's stupid enough?


"Don't let anything discourage you because even a kick in the ass pushes you forward"


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right off the edge

 

[mattwitt]

 

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[Clover]

This thread hurts my head.

 

[mattwitt]

 

[medusa]

The crappiest video of all time X's 1000 !!! However it does have some pretty funny reply's in the comments section : )

this guy makes me barf.
My suicide is motivated by chronic physical pain that leaves me unable to walk for more than an hour and pretty much housebound...if God is sending me to hell for this so what?
I have already walked through hell

 

[akosineenee]

The crappiest video of all time X's 1000 !!! However it does have some pretty funny reply's in the comments section : )

Ugh back in high school my aunt gave me a copy of his book on my birthday. I almost went ballistic. Like shit add insult to injury that is my fucking existence.

Saw this on my feed. Does this count?

 

[RM5998]

Saw this on my feed. Does this count?

When you hear that, scream, "Denial is proof!"

 

[Sundayafternoon]

Not really a quote, but I've been told several times that I've demonstrated too much strength to give up now.

I'm not strong. I avoid complete breakdowns by staying isolated and actively minimizing the amount of "real life" I expose myself to.

 

[Slacker]

that's brutal, I mean, he has to get down from there somehow or what does he plan to do next. and the ones who are watching seem to be way happier, so we could ask - was it worth the blood and sweat?

he is going to throw down the cup on their heads and kill them with it.

*victory pose*

 

[mattwitt]

 

[Dani Paradox]

Sure, it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

 

[Volatile]

If any motivational or inspirational material Irks you, makes you sick, makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to kill yourself sooner, or actually motivates you to go on longer (Quotes, video's, art, music, or whatever) feel free to post ! I'll start...

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I thought it said "use it to wipe off the seat" toilet seat lol

 

[RottingFlowerBrains]

If any motivational or inspirational material Irks you, makes you sick, makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to kill yourself sooner, or actually motivates you to go on longer (Quotes, video's, art, music, or whatever) feel free to post ! I'll start...

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Oh my great thread! I read your first quote and cracked up laughing! Thank you for bringing this thread into my life.. It's a laugh already.. have a fab day

 

[bigj75]

The thing is about motivational stuff is that it actually does work when you are not depressed.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

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Thanks actually when I was 19 trying to get into the Navy Seals that one is pretty accurate cuz it gets harder as you go along kind ofkind of like actual life

 

[mattwitt]

LMFAO !!!

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

LMFAO !!!

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Oh my God you should go through the process for the veterans it'll really really make you feel better about yourself

 

[mattwitt]

Oh my God you should go through the process for the veterans it'll really really make you feel better about yourself

I think It's 22 veterans a day now that decide to end their suffering's
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/l...ns-take-their-own-lives-each-day/67-594464847

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

LMFAO !!!

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True story I called that hotline and the the guy told me that wow you have it rough I don't know what to say

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

I think It's 22 veterans a day now !

Was that the number of callers? Or a statistic of successful veteran suicides

 

[mattwitt]

Was that the number of callers? Or a statistic of successful veteran suicides

The latter... I edited my post about it.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

The latter... I edited my post about it.

seems low

 

[mattwitt]

True story I called that hotline and the the guy told me that wow you have it rough I don't know what to say

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

ok this was pathetic

 

[mattwitt]

I'd hate to have to sit through this.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

I'd hate to have to sit through this.

i had to watch this for a psych class

 

[mattwitt]

i had to watch this for a psych class

I'm sorry to hear that.