Making hospitalization or coma look like an accident?

[vsedreeper]

I'm not necessarily looking for something that will kill me, but I'm looking for something that will either hospitalize me in the ICU for a couple weeks or go into a coma. If death is the outcome I'm okay with that, but I would prefer hospitalization or a coma over death. Also, I'm looking for something that won't turn me into a vegetable. The main thing I'm looking for is something that will LOOK NATURAL OR LIKE AN ACCIDENT, NOT A SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

I don't do drugs so overdosing on fentanyl or something would look extremely suspicious. Is there any options for me?

 

[vsedreeper]

Why was this thread shadow banned?
I have an idea, I'm going to do a 7 day fast, no eating or drinking, I'm currently on day 3, haven't drank anything, I got 4 days more, and the end of it if I'm not in the hospital I'm going to eat a shit ton of energy drinks and sugary treats to give myself refeeding syndrome.

Tell people that I went on a fast for religious reasons and then overindulged when I got out of it

 

[vsedreeper]

Right now on day 3 of VSED, much harder than last time because I'm already malnourished, pushing for 10 days but I'll referee at 7 with high sugar foods if I can't