Forgive the rather crude turn of phrase, but I decided to pull the trigger, and order from them. I obviously don't have it yet, but I'll update when/if it arrives. I'm ordering to the US, and I already have a pre-prepared valid "reason" to need it that isn't suicide related and already hinted to my roommates that I'm getting a weird package delivered for secret reasons for a potential surprise if it works, lol.
For my own peace of mind, I'm not saying why I allegedly have it until I have the goods in hand, don't want this to become a common "excuse" that outs people, but I'll share afterwards, when its here. All I'll say is that it wasn't that hard to Google alternative usages, and pick a really cool one.
Either way, I have plenty of time on my hands until my d-day, so I can hopefully provide more info to you guys. Only hitch left in my plans is hiding and/or explaining why I'll have an aquarium testing kit to my roommates, as I've repeatedly said fish are too much work, and we don't have a pool, lol
Edit, I forgot: if this doesn't work out, this will be a 40 dollar life lesson lol. I've spent more on mistakes before.