Limericks 1 line at a time

[fedup1982]

Let's make limericks, one line at a time!

Example:
1 - There once was a young lady from Leith
2 - Who would circumsize men with her teeth
3 - It wasn't for fame
Or love of the game
4 - But to get to the cheese underneath!


Ok I'll start...

1. In a forum that I once went to

 

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2. Why I was there? Had no clue
3. So I ate some food
4. I was in the mood
5. All i did was chew, chew, chew

1. There was an old man called Kevin
2. His age was divisible by eleven
3. He didn't care
4. His car had a spare
5. Which as far as he cared was heaven

1. There once was a man in Surrey
2. Who was quite partial of curry

 

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3. He did a big part
4. Twas a nice piece of art
5. But he ran for the loo in a hurry

 

[fedup1982]

1. I once went to a nightclub in London
2. Approaching my demeanor was bolden
3. But I got there and panicked
4. Mood sinking like titanic
5. What a headache conundrum

 

[fedup1982]

1. There was a man who couldn't stop farting
2. He'd usually do it while darting
3. With each step, he expelled
4. I tell you, the smell dwelled
5. Not something you want to be imparting

 

[fedup1982]

1. One year i had a lot to do
2. But I had to do it in one shoe
3. I'd do it while hopping
4. Even the shopping
5. To end i don't have a clue

 

[EmptyBottle]

1. There was this machine
2. It looked very clean
3. It buzzed so fast
4. The house was blast
5. And so was Eugene

 

[fedup1982]

1. There once was a member of SaSu
2. When she went anywhere, she flew
3. But she had a bad day
4. Her wings went away
5. She had to grow a pair anew

 

[EmptyBottle]

There was this game,
That was it's name,
Costing only $0.50 to text*,
The game THERE was played next,
And the game didn't have an aim.

* to verify one is 18 one actually has to pay 50c us, I paid and got chat access fast

 

[fedup1982]

1. I had a big mac and fries
2. therefore another cow dies
3. I feed my fat face
4. Tie my shoelace
5. Oh wait, no, it was all lies

 

[fedup1982]

1. Life is an absolute fucking cunt
2. For an escape I always do hunt
3. But find one i don't
4. So be happy i won't
5. Society is a cruel bitch I'll be blunt