Lamest failed ctb attempt?

[Suspect_Device]

Mine was probably when I was 17. I made a makeshift noose out of my mouse cord, and tied a knot at the end to catch it in the top of my bedroom door. Could have probably just left the mouse on he chord, it would have been just as ineffective. I then stood on a rolling chair with the noose around my neck and downed a bottle of Ambien. Woke up the next morning in my bed with zero recollection of what happened, covered in vomit. Subsequently was 5150`d. Anyone else?

 

[loverula]

when i was like...8 i tried to strangle myself using a plastic grocery bag. so dumb...