NSFW Jokes thread

[Rollo]

So a dude walks at 2 AM through a dark alley. Suddenly as he turns corner he sees a couple of thuggish looking guys walking in his direction. So he's like "Shit, I'm done". But his inner voice goes "Nah man you're not nearly done. Here's the deal - as soon as you near them punch the bigger one with all your might". So the man does just that and his inner voice goes "See NOW you're done".

 

[WorthlessGirl]

 

[Oblivion]

6 y

 

[Rollo]

Batman wakes up in the morning and as usual takes a flight through the streets of Gotham. Suddenly he sees the whole place is shaken up, windows broken, lamposts bent in half, people are all bruised and limping. So he flies up to one guy 'Sir who did it? I will start finding them right now and you know me - they won't escape justice'. But the guy says 'Nah Batman thanks a lot for the offer but we'll take care of it on our own'. So a puzzled Batman flies away and another guy comes up 'Who was it?' - 'It was Batman, offering his help'' - 'Oh man what a caring, codsiderate guy he is when he's sober'.

 

[Soon4me]

BBC News Reporter Inhales Burning Drugs And Can't Finish Report

 

[Rollo]

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I only recently watched a docu on them. And I think here the other twin is gay is well, he's trying to get on the action too. Not sure though if you can or can't call it a threesome.

 

[mattwitt]

 

[StarDust]

Why is this thread marked as "NSFW"?

okay can someone please tell me what that even stands for? I have been wondering... don't hate me because I'm dim lol

 

[Deckchairs]

okay can someone please tell me what that even stands for? I have been wondering... don't hate me because I'm dim lol

Not Safe For Work

 

[StarDust]

Not Safe For Work

Ahhhh thank you for that.

 

[StarDust]

Haha

 

[StarDust]

oh my hell

 

[Deckchairs]

So according to this article Aretha Franklins corpse is gonna have a wardrobe change in between public viewing days. Not really a joke just funny to me. Wonder whose idea it was ? https://pagesix.com/2018/08/28/aret...30.905048545.1535396288-1325753039.1529437084

 

[StarDust]

So according to this article Aretha Franklins corpse is gonna have a wardrobe change in between public viewing days. Not really a joke just funny to me. Wonder whose idea it was ? https://pagesix.com/2018/08/28/aret...30.905048545.1535396288-1325753039.1529437084

You're kidding? SMH WHY?????

 

[mattwitt]

 

[weedoge]

My life :')

 

[AhG]

How did Hitler tie his shoes?

 

[Redt2go]

How did Hitler tie his shoes?

tell me

 

[AhG]

tell me

In little Nazis
I thought the spoiler tag would reveal the answer that I put, I guess not.

 

[Redt2go]

In little Nazis
I thought the spoiler tag would reveal the answer that I put, I guess not.

LOL

 

[Redt2go]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

A man with five penises goes to the doctor. The doc says "wow, how do your pants fit?" The guy says "like a glove."

 

[AnnihilatedAnna]