I've found the hardest way to CTB (silly thread)

[unluckysadness]

CAUTION : SILLY THREAD

Nobody talks about the "astronaut method". You'll just need to :
- become an astronaut
- fly to the ISS with a simple rocket
- go into space and open your helmlet and this is it

Fast and reliable death. I wonder why they don't speak about this method in the PPH...

This is what ChatGPT thinks about it :

If an astronaut opens their helmet in space, the consequences would be catastrophic and almost instantaneous. Here's what would happen, step by step:

1. Immediate loss of pressure
   Space is an almost perfect vacuum. By opening the helmet, the air inside the astronaut's lungs and body would rush out violently. If the astronaut tried to hold their breath, their lungs could rupture due to the pressure difference.
2. Drop in pressure and boiling of body fluids
   It wouldn't get "cold" right away, but the extremely low pressure would make body fluids (like saliva, tears, and blood) boil at body temperature. This is known as explosive decompression.
3. Rapid deoxygenation of the blood
   Without air to breathe, the astronaut would lose consciousness in about 10–15 seconds because of oxygen deprivation in the brain.
4. Body swelling
   The body would swell slightly (up to twice its normal volume) as dissolved gases in the tissues expanded, but the skin and soft tissues would prevent the body from exploding.
5. Death within 1–2 minutes
   After about 90 seconds without oxygen, brain cells would start to die, and death would follow soon after.
6. No instant freezing or explosion
   Unlike what's often shown in movies, the astronaut wouldn't instantly freeze or explode — they would float unconscious, their body cooling slowly through radiation.

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Summary:

• Unconscious after ~15 seconds
• Death after ~1–2 minutes
• No explosion, but severe internal damage and oxygen loss

More seriously, is dark sense of humour a part of suicidality ?? Do you also hava a dark sense of humour even if you're highly suicidal ?

 

[madameviolette]

Fast and reliable death. I wonder why they don't speak about this method in the PPH...

That made me laugh

 

[TheHolySword]

Sounds great, I'm in. I'm expecting a mega thread by end of day. Any partners?

 

[Kitsuné_]

Too expensive. Just take a toy submarine and have fun in your last day visiting the Titanic.

 

[BeyondSurvival]

Death with a view of space. Would be wonderful

 

[TheHolySword]

Too expensive. Just take a toy submarine and have fun in your last day visiting the Titanic.

Billionaires get to do everything. They hoard the wealth and get to die. It's fucked up

 

[madameviolette]

Billionaires get to do everything. They hoard the wealth and get to die. It's fucked up

Let's raise funds and build a submarine for SaSu members

 

[Pale_Rider]

I'll one up ya with a black hole suicide!

 

[usernamegoeshere]

I'll one up ya with a black hole suicide!

oooh, some fun spaghettification for ya. i'd do it, but only in the name of science... of course :3

 

[Greyhawk]

More seriously, is dark sense of humour a part of suicidality ?? Do you also hava a dark sense of humour even if you're highly suicidal ?

Yep. We sometimes make suicide jokes with my friends and it's just more funny because they seem to have no idea...

 

[unluckysadness]

Yep. We sometimes make suicide jokes with my friends and it's just more funny because they seem to have no idea...

We're just sad clowns who try to hide our deep sadness and traumas. It's well known. A lot of funny people are very depressed inside but it's just a mask. Only smart people like Robin Williams could understand it... I loved this man Jim Carrey too

 

[MissAbyss]

I really like the idea!

"Dark humor: my only shield against a universe that doesn't care."

 

[Pale_Rider]

Dark humor is part of who I am.

 

[Green_leaf]

oooh, some fun spaghettification for ya. i'd do it, but only in the name of science... of course :3

This is what I call "italian ctb", don't forget origano and olive oil.

 

[meowmentous]

oooh, some fun spaghettification for ya. i'd do it, but only in the name of science... of course :3

I like your thinking! But think about it this way: Black Hole Death Roulette

- Spaghettification (though only if it's a Stellar Mask black hole. Skip this step if you're jumping into a Supermassive black hole like Sagittarius* or TON-618!)
- Burned up by an Accretion Disk
- Crushed into a Singularity
- If it has ejections/plasma shots at its poles, jump into that!!!
- You will be bombarded by X-Rays no matter what option you pick

There are so many ways a Black Hole could kill you, this just adds more spice to it! Though you'll likely just die to one of these and then the other options will just beat your stretched out or fried corpse.

 

[zizzou]

A more achievable way would be to climb mt everest and just die there

 

[usernamegoeshere]

I like your thinking! But think about it this way: Black Hole Death Roulette

- Spaghettification (though only if it's a Stellar Mask black hole. Skip this step if you're jumping into a Supermassive black hole like Sagittarius* or TON-618!)
- Burned up by an Accretion Disk
- Crushed into a Singularity
- If it has ejections/plasma shots at its poles, jump into that!!!
- You will be bombarded by X-Rays no matter what option you pick

There are so many ways a Black Hole could kill you, this just adds more spice to it! Though you'll likely just die to one of these and then the other options will just beat your stretched out or fried corpse.

HUGEEE fan of being crushed into a singularity. you seem to be a physics nerd too!! :3

 

[Pluto]

 

[Oreki]

CAUTION : SILLY THREAD

Nobody talks about the "astronaut method". You'll just need to :
- become an astronaut
- fly to the ISS with a simple rocket
- go into space and open your helmlet and this is it

Fast and reliable death. I wonder why they don't speak about this method in the PPH...

This is what ChatGPT thinks about it :

If an astronaut opens their helmet in space, the consequences would be catastrophic and almost instantaneous. Here's what would happen, step by step:

1. Immediate loss of pressure
   Space is an almost perfect vacuum. By opening the helmet, the air inside the astronaut's lungs and body would rush out violently. If the astronaut tried to hold their breath, their lungs could rupture due to the pressure difference.
2. Drop in pressure and boiling of body fluids
   It wouldn't get "cold" right away, but the extremely low pressure would make body fluids (like saliva, tears, and blood) boil at body temperature. This is known as explosive decompression.
3. Rapid deoxygenation of the blood
   Without air to breathe, the astronaut would lose consciousness in about 10–15 seconds because of oxygen deprivation in the brain.
4. Body swelling
   The body would swell slightly (up to twice its normal volume) as dissolved gases in the tissues expanded, but the skin and soft tissues would prevent the body from exploding.
5. Death within 1–2 minutes
   After about 90 seconds without oxygen, brain cells would start to die, and death would follow soon after.
6. No instant freezing or explosion
   Unlike what's often shown in movies, the astronaut wouldn't instantly freeze or explode — they would float unconscious, their body cooling slowly through radiation.

---

Summary:

• Unconscious after ~15 seconds
• Death after ~1–2 minutes
• No explosion, but severe internal damage and oxygen loss

More seriously, is dark sense of humour a part of suicidality ?? Do you also hava a dark sense of humour even if you're highly suicidal ?

Where can I sign up for it?

 

[ThisGameIsOverrated]

lmao I needed this laugh, imagine someone studying for years to become an astronaut just to CTB

 

[unluckysadness]

lmao I needed this laugh, imagine someone studying for years to become an astronaut just to CTB

It's easier to become a vet and getting this fucking N... But it must be great to die in space with a view on planet Earth

 

[ThisGameIsOverrated]

But it must be great to die in space with a view on planet Earth

yeah but it'd be such a bittersweet way to go out seeing the beauty of earth whilst leaving the world

 

[DeniedPeace]

It's easier to become a vet and getting this fucking N

Is becoming a vet, or working as a vet assistant, an actual way to get N?
I was considering travelling to South America but it seems really risky to bring N back to Europe. I'd like to have N at home, it would bother me to have to take it while abroad.

 

[Tombadil]

lmao I needed this laugh, imagine someone studying for years to become an astronaut just to CTB

.laughed so hard , this comment is underrated:)

 

[unluckysadness]

Is becoming a vet, or working as a vet assistant, an actual way to get N?
I was considering travelling to South America but it seems really risky to bring N back to Europe. I'd like to have N at home, it would bother me to have to take it while abroad.

If you have abilities to become a vet, yes it's a good option. I don't know if a vet assistant is able to use N as it's highly restricted. Otherwise, if you go to South America, you'll need to drink it in the country (but repatriate the body will cause a lot of trouble for your family). Customs won't let you take the N with you in the plane.

 

[meowmentous]

HUGEEE fan of being crushed into a singularity. you seem to be a physics nerd too!! :3

Less physics nerd and more of a science/space nerd— I loveee space! But a lot of space stuff correlates with physics, so at this point, I probably am one!

 

[HowToCTB]

If you have abilities to become a vet, yes it's a good option. I don't know if a vet assistant is able to use N as it's highly restricted. Otherwise, if you go to South America, you'll need to drink it in the country (but repatriate the body will cause a lot of trouble for your family). Customs won't let you take the N with you in the plane.

How does this South America thing work though?

I walk into a pharmacy and just ask away?

 

[unluckysadness]

How does this South America thing work though?

I walk into a pharmacy and just ask away?

You can still ask discreetly if you can go to South America, but take care, we don't really know what happens. Not every pharmacy will sell it to you (only a few as i read in the PPH).