Is there something that you KNOW for a fact, that you can do better than anyone on here?

[Username1359751]

What's something (or plural) that you are SURE you can do better than anyone on here?? Can be an actual skill/talent or something dumb.

Also no, being the most pathetic, worthless, or worst pessimist etc here isn't what we're looking for.. (Besides, I'd win at that anyway.)
I guess mine could be rapping lol. I want to be brave and say singing, but I'm scared of my own voice, so no. I'll be brave and say makeup application though, or once upon a time at least...
I could win other awards but that stuff I can't admit to so, your turn--

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I don't think that there is anything that I know I can do better on than others

 

[GuessWhosBack]

I can write the second reply to this thread better than anyone here guaranteed

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'm probably the best at being unsure of what I could do better than anyone else on this forum. I could probably mention something from a game but I think even for those kind of skills I'm not really the best at that.

Maybe at performing certain songs on the kazoo? Not like anyone else would want to try to be better than me at that at least…

 

[astr4]

ha, if you won't say singing then i will! started my degree in vocal performance before i dropped out

being a famous musician was always my pipe dream. over time i realized it was really because i wanted to be adored by others.

 

[BecomingTired]

What's something (or plural) that you are SURE you can do better than anyone on here?? Can be an actual skill/talent or something dumb.

Also no, being the most pathetic, worthless, or worst pessimist etc here isn't what we're looking for.. (Besides, I'd win at that anyway.)
I guess mine could be rapping lol. I want to be brave and say singing, but I'm scared of my own voice, so no. I'll be brave and say makeup application though, or once upon a time at least...
I could win other awards but that stuff I can't admit to so, your turn--

Ik I can cook really well, smth people complimented me on ig

 

[rozeske]

'KNOW' might be a strong word but making a lasagna....from scratch :)

 

[Marine]

I'm a master cuddler and snuggler

I am unbeat to this day

 

[Spreadingmywings]

Fasting and edging into meditation

 

[Ironborn]

Sober now but when I was a full blown alcoholic no-one could touch me, could easily drink 2 full bottles of whiskey on an evening and not even throw up.

 

[voc_89]

'KNOW' might be a strong word but making a lasagna....from scratch :)

powerful skill

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Flexing, swagging, mogging, and basically just being cool, I think. Like I've noticed the awesomeness of the forum really takes a nosedive when I don't post. This isn't a humblebrag, either. More of a regular brag.

 

[kyhoti]

Ok, silly and NSFW, but I'm the absolute best on rubbing one out. But just for me. I imagine someone else might have a critique.

 

[Steff1337]

I'm more intelligent than anyone else. No, I'm joking, I don't have an idea what could I do better than anyone else on here.

 

[enduringwinter]

Making tea.

 

[Tesha]

10m air rifle target shooting.

 

[lacrimosa]

DJ

 

[Final_Choice]

I know a lot about the theory of programming and automata's (definitely won't be the best at actual programming in here though) but it's mostly useless to know outside of formal research, which I don't do anyway.

 

[Punpun Onodera]

Being silly

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Being annoying and a jerk.

 

[Not Today Satan]

Making racist jokes.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they…

 

[creirwy]

I don't think I have a quality superior to others, I'd say I'm pretty mediocre.
I do think that I am decent at painting though, even if I'm not doing that a lot anymore.

 

[Username1359751]

I forgot, handwashing... My hands are sterile, so I have all you mofos beat on that one.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I can write the second reply to this thread better than anyone here guaranteed

But can you write it better than the person who made the second reply in the first place (i.e. me)?

 

[GuessWhosBack]

I don't think I have a quality superior to others, I'd say I'm pretty mediocre.
I do think that I am decent at painting though, even if I'm not doing that a lot anymore.

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That is beyond pretty. Well done.

But can you write it better than the person who made the second reply in the first place (i.e. me)?

Wouldn't yours be the first reply?

 

[Willy Wonka]

I'm the best at talking BS. Trust me bro

 

[kinderbueno]

I'm the best at being the most ordinary

 

[pollux]

...tuning PID controllers?

 

[_Gollum_]

I was tempted to say typing but I bet some of you NEETs could have me beat on that one lol. A better answer is probably the quantification of my life. The sheer amount of useless data and spreadsheets I have...

 

[ForgottenAgain]

Hamster husbandry. From knowing their required nutritional percentages to anatomy, behaviour and illnesses