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In that case, I've been injecting Toilet Duck into the eyeballs of cattle for the past few days and have noticed they pass without so much as a whimper. It's even better if you smoke a spliff beforehand.

(That'll be 2.5% of all profit in the next PPH update Phil, if you're reading, cheers m8)

*huge snort of laughter from a little corner of my sofa*
 
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Xerxes

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Exit International meetings must be exciting.
2qul8c
 
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record their deaths and arrange for the film to be returned to '

Watching this group?

Injecting cows with toilet duck?

I feel I'm not in Kansas anymore, Toto
 
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Johnnythefox

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but I'm way past pretending that it's anything more than a cynical cash cow.
Yip, there is a lot of money to be made from death, have you ever seen a poor undertaker?
I personally don't take much notice of the guy, I only came on here to check out the exit bag method and got stuck in the mud.
 
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littlelady774

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Exactly. How can he live with this? He's pushing and marketing a method he's not even sure about yet? Disgusting human waste.

HIS beer company?
That max dog brewing is a total ripoff! The whole rig costs like $900- tank and regulator

EDIT: Actually it's like $1,200
 
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This thread has taken a turn for the better. I haven't laughed so much in ages. @Chinaski @Xerxes
 
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Lol this is all aggravating news bc I just bought sn the other day. Waste of moneyyy
 
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Lol this is all aggravating news bc I just bought sn the other day. Waste of moneyyy
I'm still planning on using SN- don't get me wrong. Just got it in the mail last week. Maybe I'm just stupid... or desperate
 
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Lol this is all aggravating news bc I just bought sn the other day. Waste of moneyyy
I've got mine also, just remember that people have been successful with this method.
 
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Can I rename the thread:

Late Night Laughter With Phil Nitzs?
 
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In that case, I've been injecting Toilet Duck into the eyeballs of cattle for the past few days and have noticed they pass without so much as a whimper. It's even better if you smoke a spliff beforehand.

(That'll be 2.5% of all profit in the next PPH update Phil, if you're reading, cheers m8)
Hahahah lol
 
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There are many drugs and substances that cause Methemoglobinanemia which is what SN is supposed to do, and what the favorable outcome to CTB would be. It's just really hard to figure out the reaction times because each body is different. You got metabolism rates, blood pressure, specific enzymes, etc. Too many variables. He probably just saw that SN was such a fancy chemical word that caused Metho-anemia and latched onto it.
 
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creationisdeath

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That max dog brewing is a total ripoff! The whole rig costs like $900- tank and regulator
Wow I didn't know it was that expensive. At least you get it 100% unlike N which may or may not arrive. I didn't look into that further because it seemed really complicated and I'm afraid of making some stupid mistake..
 
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I appreciate your scepticism @WayOut, however what are our alternatives? We know for a fact that NaNO2 is a good, accesible killer. The peacefulness of NaNO2 without sedatives is debatable, however I fail to see how sedating myself before taking NaNO2 will make me feel any pain if I do have a seizure.
 
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WayOut

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He probably just saw that SN was such a fancy chemical word that caused Metho-anemia and latched onto it.
He actually got the idea from the RTD group CKW in The Netherlands. There was huge publicity when they announced they had found a possible "Pill of Drion", but they didn't release the information because it was too early and it hadn't been investigated. They didn't want people rushing out and buying it, then using it.

PN, being part of the inner RTD circle at the time, found out what it was. He immediately cobbled together a new section on lethal salts in the PPeH, and spruiked it to the world. Sales to the PPeH went through the roof, breaking all records.

He admits his first entry in the PPeH was flawed. What he simply doesn't see is that when he makes an announcement, enough people trust him to believe him. They hang on to his every word. These are vulnerable people, many elderly, with a terminal illness or chronic pain. No-one knows how many people would have died with SN. No-one knows if it was a peaceful death, or as one eminent Dutch medical person said, a "horrible death".

It works, definitely. Anyone here has the right to choose it, if they wish. The important thing is that the choice is made with full access to the known facts and unknown possibilities.
 
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In that case, I've been injecting Toilet Duck into the eyeballs of cattle for the past few days and have noticed they pass without so much as a whimper. It's even better if you smoke a spliff beforehand.

(That'll be 2.5% of all profit in the next PPH update Phil, if you're reading, cheers m8)


Chinaski
 
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@Xerxes am crying laughing at that. Awesome!

It's the expression on the cow's face...

You guys are sure giving Phil Nitzs and his spies some food for thought ;-)

Edit: have actually got a pain in my side from laughing so much.
 
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https://sanctioned-suicide.net/attachments/2qul8c-jpg.5408/

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/attachments/chinaski-jpg.5411/

Just too funny, Xerxes. You're great!
 
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@Xerxes am crying laughing at that. Awesome!

It's the expression on the cow's face...

You guys are sure giving Phil Nitzs and his spies some good for thought ;-)

Edit: have actually got a pain in my side from laughing so much.
Yes. Me too. This is unexpected, and fabulous!
 
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OMG!!
@Xerxes @Johnnythefox @Chinaski are going to get a horse's head under their pillow from Phil N
 
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Philip is gonna find out where I live and smother me with a pillow tonight.
 
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Philip is gonna find out where I live and smother me with a pillow tonight.

This thread should be framed and mounted on a wall. Loved it :-)
 
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Philip is gonna find out where I live and smother me with a pillow tonight.
Unlikely. He wouldn't make any money off of your death this way.
 
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OMG!!
@Xerxes @Johnnythefox @Chinaski are going to get a horse's head under their pillow from Phil N

A pig's head is more likely, l reckon the good Dr has a fair few going spare atm.
 
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A pig's head is more likely, l reckon the good Dr has a fair few going spare atm.
I wouldn't mind as long as it's been cured with SN.
 
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Philip is gonna find out where I live and smother me with a pillow tonight.
Isn't this secretly what we want though?
 
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