HM. Honestly if I could have an AI robot that looked real, was programmed to have things in common with me and had XYZ traits from people I've fancied in the past, half my problems would be solved.
I wouldn't even need to have it be a convincing romantic partner in public, I could definitely deal with the onslaught of prejudice as I sauntered down the street with a Peter Steele lookalike who I've programmed to like philosophy and practice woodwork in his spare time (I'd give him loads, to the extent he'd probably get upset and want to know why I take 6 hour baths he can't join in 'sorry, peter, you're made of circuits, i have to wipe you down with baby wipes) . I'm now incredibly attached to the idea of having this AI.
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Also, I doubt I'd even want to have sex with it - which would be a waste of substantial engineering if it did truly resemble Peter Steele, granted
I'd probably just want someone to bounce off of. Not sure how you'd customise a dream person you'd like to meet.
If I could programme some points of conflict: messiness, slightly different politics, a complicated sexual 'history', disagreeing about Camus, not liking 90s goth music...I'd be extremely interested.
I'd like to find out things I don't like about this AI after a few months of dating. The way you do three months into a relationship, when you're jolted out of puppy love for a split second because they agree with a politician you don't like or leave orange peel in your bed.
I don't think I could stand to be with them if everything was somehow perfect, they agreed with me, and we had great sex...like a few posters have proposed.
I'd need to think of it as a human being, need to feel a knot in my stomach before I said something I knew they wouldn't like...
But I'd also want something truly horrific from it: irrevocable commitment. I wouldn't want it to be able to leave. No matter how bad things got. I liked what another poster suggested with the 'small fee to be paid by the AI if it wants to call it quits' and agreed initially, but the more I think about it the more this makes my brain crumble.
There'd have to be a point in the crying/shouting where a human man would call it quits in which this AI...shuts down....or has a 'resolution strategy' it can revert to. But I'm now depressing myself thinking of the only person I see everyday and talk to...just flopping down dead on my bed with its 'eyes' closed three times a day because it wanted to leave 9 years ago.
Maybe having a get-out clause for the AI if you physically abused it, or locked it in a dark room...
but not a 'hey we're finished' if you sometimes just want to curl up in a ball on your own and read, or refuse to go clubbing for months on end, or gain a bit of weight or don't text them back (is it weird I'd want a totally fulfilling text life with them? I'd want them to have a job they could text me from and AI friends they see)
But TO CONTRADICT I'd absolutely love for it to challenge me on stuff it wants, pester me for sex, or want alone time of its own.
Think I just want a person tbh