If you'll get reborn as an animal, which one would you choose?

[Memento Mori]

Let's say you get reborn and you have the choice out of any animal that ever existed. (except human again)

I'm gonna choose Hyacinth macaw, going to copy the pro-lifers shittalk every day in a high pitched voice, fly around and shit on facist and lobbyist heads until I get shot. Or maybe stay with someone I like 'til they give me away, then fly to a certain land to ask A for some drops of free N in my perfect parrot-human speech.

 

[stellabelle]

A cat so someone rubs my back all the time

 

[brighter]

Hyena. I wanna feel the air as I sprint across the plains and be a savage

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Probably a cat too, because it seems chill as hell

 

[waived]

Velociraptor

 

[NumbItAll]

I'll go with a sponge or anything that doesn't have sentience... not making that mistake again!

 

[mattwitt]

A Koala. They sleep 22 hours a day.

 

[21Neberg]

On one hand, cats are the best animals ever. Or maybe a raccoon since they're so so cute? Or a bird, imagine being able to fly!

 

[Memento Mori]

A Koala. They sleep 22 hours a day.

Yes lol, right now I'm displaying a sloth but I'd like to fly around just wherever I want...it's me so I'd probably fly somewhere where I can't survive and just die stupidly, but I was FREE not bound to dirt

 

[deathbycakes]

cat in a loving home. 0 fucks given and getting pampered all day

 

[15dec]

Any kind of bird :)

Edit: I remembered that this exists and it's now my bird of choice

 

[lemmeeleev]

Butterfly, or a cat in a good home so I can just do nothing all day, sleep whenever, and get fed for doing nothing lol. Cats are the "Bow down to me humans, I'm the fluffy one here," animal.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Horse :-) love watching a horse suddenly stop grazing in a paddock and start galloping fast

 

[VoloFataliDoce]

Wouldn't that be terrible! I think so, anyway. All this work to CTB and end up reincarnated!

I think an owl wouldn't be bad, or maybe a parrot. Definitely a bird so I could fly around.

 

[LastDay]

Cat or dog of a super loving owner. I've actually had fantasies of being my therapist's dog (she has two) because she's the most loving person ever.

 

[Whatshername]

Cat or dog of a super loving owner. I've actually had fantasies of being my therapist's dog (she has two) because she's the most loving person ever.

Same here, cat or dog in a loving home. Play with my owners, eat, sleep, repeat. And they would put me down when my time comes.They wouldn't let me suffer.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I've always wanted to fly, so i'd like to be a bird.

 

[Lara Francis]

Dolphin.

 

[Worthless_nobody]

A dog or a cat in a loving home. or maybe a bird as flying would be cool

 

[CFLoser]

Kangaroo I wanna hop around

 

[Zzzzz]

A mayfly. Only 24 hours of life.

 

[Snee]

an elephant. i realy liked them

 

[Norest4thewicked]

If like to be a sloth. Just hanging upside down in trees and being lazy

 

[CJM]

Something that is doing alright in the wild and isn't hampered by humans...which isn't many sadly.

 

[SkyBlue]

Any kind of bird :)

Edit: I remembered that this exists and it's now my bird of choice
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What a beauty! This world is crazy/amazing.

Dolphin.

Yeah, if it has to be... I like water, I'll become another dolphin, swim around and have fun in fresh blue waters.

 

[Logic]

Transcendent being.

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

Something devoid of any consciousness and, if possible, unable to feel. I don't know of any such animal so I'm hoping hard that this hell is the only one and ends with death.

 

[BlackDragonof1989]

I'd say dragon but since they're not "real" per se, I wouldn't mind being a snake of wolf, the lone strong archetype thingy.

 

[Meretlein]

I would want to be an orca.

 

[Firecaste]

Mudkip.