If you were to leave a review and rating on life before you died, for those who are not yet born, what would you write?

[iloverachel]

Obviously this is hypothetical as those who are not born yet won't be able to read it, but if you were to leave a rating out of 10 and short review on life, so that those not born can read and make a decision whether to consent to life, what would you write?

I'll start with my own rating and review on life.

Rating: MINUS 10 STARS (-10)
Review: Life is awful and atrocious. I would not recommend it one bit. Suffering is the only thing guaranteed. Be prepared for decades of pain. Boredom, isolation, disease and sickness common and likely

 

[Darkover]

Life is a gamble with terrible odds; if it was a bet you wouldn't take it
don't even bother wasting your time here in this hellhole world it's not worth the effort
the only way to win is not to play
I give it a 0 out of 10 rating

 

[iloverachel]

Life is a gamble with terrible odds; if it was a bet you wouldn't take it
don't even bother wasting your time here in this hellhole world it's not worth the effort
the only way to win is not to play
I give it a 0 out of 10 rating

Definitely life is a gamble. Most likely you will live a crap life. If you are lucky and you don't? Well you will end up dying one day anyway so its pointless

 

[SilentSadness]

It's an absolute mess filled with unfairness and suffering, but you don't have a choice.

 

[Jorms_McGander]

Lmfao this is fun.

LIFE: 1/10
-First of all the controls are completely broken for literally years
-No matter what you do, you can only buy the rawest beta version of the software and you have to finish it yourself
-The hardware you receive is given by two people you've never met in a world region you cannot choose and there's no option to reset
-Once you finally do get all the absolutely necessary third-party add-ons installed and running with your hardware you find out that other players are already in guilds you're never allowed to be part of
-The player base is incredibly toxic and instead of offering instructions they will lord unfair advantage over you and attempt to gaslight you into believing that the pay-to-win nature of the game is actually a skill issue
-The tutorials are written in mathematics with no further explanation of any meaning or purpose
-The game refuses to power down no matter how many times I confirm I am trying to quit and it even electrifies the power button on your PC tower so you get a little zap every time you go to switch the power off and end it that way

I suspect this is malware brought over by a hostile foreign economy intended to destabilise our economic region. Please do not install.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

Your life depends on certain factors that depend on "luck" - genetical luck and general health - luck with family and certain kind of minimum wealth - later on in life you always need that little bit of luck with everything to succeed. Be prepared that CTB is an option if one of the outcomes isn't in your favor.

 

[iloverachel]

Lmfao this is fun.

LIFE: 1/10
-First of all the controls are completely broken for literally years
-No matter what you do, you can only buy the rawest beta version of the software and you have to finish it yourself
-The hardware you receive is given by two people you've never met in a world region you cannot choose and there's no option to reset
-Once you finally do get all the absolutely necessary third-party add-ons installed and running with your hardware you find out that other players are already in guilds you're never allowed to be part of
-The player base is incredibly toxic and instead of offering instructions they will lord unfair advantage over you and attempt to gaslight you into believing that the pay-to-win nature of the game is actually a skill issue
-The tutorials are written in mathematics with no further explanation of any meaning or purpose
-The game refuses to power down no matter how many times I confirm I am trying to quit and it even electrifies the power button on your PC tower so you get a little zap every time you go to switch the power off and end it that way

I suspect this is malware brought over by a hostile foreign economy intended to destabilise our economic region. Please do not install.

Thats actually so accurate if we compare life to a game! the game refuses to power down no matter time i quit, story of my life

1/10 is a bit generous though

 

[PetrichorBirth]

I would write :

Rating : 5/10
Review : Life is full of big contrasts, and many experiences. You will be aware, and probably even part of, suffering and pain, terrible things. You will also more than likely be part of several beautiful things that you will enjoy at some point. It is a gamble though. There is no guarantee for anything. You will witness a lot of other people, with different views on life. Some of them have experienced suffering and pain to such an extent, that they long to be in the situation that you are in right now! Others have been incredibly lucky, and enjoy life to such an extent that they cling to it, rejecting any notion of not being alive. If you are thinking of consenting to life, i advise you to think about the state that you are in right now. Are you content the way things are right now? If you are willing to endure pain and all kinds of challenges, for the cost of giving up your non-worldly-existence, go ahead and try. At the end, you simply return to the place you are in right now. If you think about it that way, there's not much to lose... it is a big trip. An experience. An adventure. Proceed with this information as you wish.

 

[Jorms_McGander]

Thats actually so accurate if we compare life to a game! the game refuses to power down no matter time i quit, story of my life

1/10 is a bit generous though

I thought people might question where the 1 is coming from and it's just my margin of error I don't like to give 0% or 100% cuz it implies I know it all. OK for other people to rate things that way, just me being me

 

[SomewhatLoved]

An experience you can only enjoy if you learn to accept pain and suffering. There's a reason some of the largest religions here (Buddhism, Hinduism) believe that the ultimate goal is to escape living.

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

If you are born to decent family, decent country and your body is healthy - including your brain (no depression or autism). It could be a fun ride.
But if you are not lucky enough to have all these stats, prepare to suffer.

 

[Jorms_McGander]

If you are born to decent family, decent country and your body is healthy - including your brain (no depression or autism). It could be a fun ride.
But if you are not lucky enough to have all these stats, prepare to suffer.

I'm currently working on an autistic playthrough and I find the Observer perk interesting. I just wish there was any explanation on what it's for, like why are there so many options for classes and roles. Stacking miniscule buffs is one thing but it's like you have to consult a high priest just to end up with any sort of effective build outside of completely unoriginal standard gameplay. Impractical.

 

[Forveleth]

As a gamer, I would review life as if it were a game so I would say the things here:

If life is a videogame, which feature was poorly implemented?

Chances of success seem to be based on spawn location And spawn locations are horribly unbalanced The balance is way off, there are tons of classes nobody wants to play. The story sucks, the server is P2W and I hate the characters Character customization Can't believe they made the gender...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Edit: wrong link

 

[carac]

Good graphics 10/10

Needs a custom character creator as my face looks dumb

Starting areas can be every crowded

Generally I found the community to be quite toxic

A lot of the good stuff hidden behid a paywall

Also I think I selected hard mode by mistake, not sure how that happened, maybe that needs to be made clearer.

 

[Dark Window]

Rating - N/A - Because it really depends on the individuals quality of life which can vary massively. I'd give my life a 6/10 overall despite it's negative ending.

Review -

Life may be a worth while risk for you, as a good life is probably preferable to non-existence. Experience is the only thing of any value, and you'll likely have quite a few positive and negative experiences.

If it pays off you, you could have some incredible, euphoric experiences, but if not, then you could have some pretty awful experiences, or you could be somewhere in-between.

It is a gamble, which may or may not pay off, and whether or not it is of more worth to you than non-existence, I'll leave that up to you to decide.

Here are a collection of samples of all the things that could happen to you, positive and negative, and beside each sample are the odds of these things happening to you. You'll experience a small taste of each potential experience to give you an idea of what it's like. Love, pleasure, happiness, sadness, grief, loss, achievement, pain, suffering, joy, connection, isolation, terror, excitement.

Good luck with your decision.

If you decide this is a gamble worth taking...

Godspeed you!

 

[sserafim]

0/10

 

[Throwawayacc3]

All you have to do is try and even if you try and fail it's all worth it.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I'd give it a rating of y where y is equal to the limit where x tends to 0 of -1/x.

Life is a gamble and isn't worth the risk even if the majority of people are happy... which I personally think that many people are just being fake to fit into society but, even if the majority were happy, life still isn't worth the risk. People tend to think that they will be the ones who get lucky but life doesn't care about you specifically so there just isn't any guarantee. Besides, by not existing in the first place, you can't really miss out on anything as non existent beings simply cannot crave existence. Hence my rating is as low as it can get

 

[FuneralCry]

It doesn't deserve any rating, no existence would be better off erased in my view. To have the ability to exist is beyond repulsive and undesirable, it disgusts me how they procreate even know nobody can be harmed by never existing at all yet there is no limit as to how much one can be tormented in this existence there was never a need for in the first place.

Existing truly is just meaningless suffering, there's no point to existence, I see no value in being conscious and aware just destined for nothing but to decay and die when the peace of death solves everything. Human existence is the most futile and torturous burden, it's such a horrific, terrible tragedy how life even exists at all, all that existence has ever caused is harm, existence is evil as it's the source of all suffering. Only non-existence is ideal, all that comforts me is the thought of this existence permanently disappearing into nothingness.

 

[iloverachel]

It doesn't deserve any rating, no existence would be better off erased in my view. To have the ability to exist is beyond repulsive and undesirable, it disgusts me how they procreate even know nobody can be harmed by never existing at all yet there is no limit as to how much one can be tormented in this existence there was never a need for in the first place.

Existing truly is just meaningless suffering, there's no point to existence, I see no value in being conscious and aware just destined for nothing but to decay and die when the peace of death solves everything. Human existence is the most futile and torturous burden, it's such a horrific, terrible tragedy how life even exists at all, all that existence has ever caused is harm, existence is evil as it's the source of all suffering. Only non-existence is ideal, all that comforts me is the thought of this existence permanently disappearing into nothingness.

Agreed. Non existence is beautiful
I hope one day you find the true peace you deserve and finally be free of suffering in this cruel world

 

[mtoro998]

0/10 You might enjoy some things if you are rich if not be prepared for a terrible existence. Everything is rigged against you and everything here is pointless.

 

[Papa Shinai]

Life sucks no matter what.

 

[Ctrl_Alt_DEL]

Lmfao this is fun.

LIFE: 1/10
-First of all the controls are completely broken for literally years
-No matter what you do, you can only buy the rawest beta version of the software and you have to finish it yourself
-The hardware you receive is given by two people you've never met in a world region you cannot choose and there's no option to reset
-Once you finally do get all the absolutely necessary third-party add-ons installed and running with your hardware you find out that other players are already in guilds you're never allowed to be part of
-The player base is incredibly toxic and instead of offering instructions they will lord unfair advantage over you and attempt to gaslight you into believing that the pay-to-win nature of the game is actually a skill issue
-The tutorials are written in mathematics with no further explanation of any meaning or purpose
-The game refuses to power down no matter how many times I confirm I am trying to quit and it even electrifies the power button on your PC tower so you get a little zap every time you go to switch the power off and end it that way

I suspect this is malware brought over by a hostile foreign economy intended to destabilise our economic region. Please do not install.

Hahaha good one!
Reminds me one recent thread posted here: "life is a video game "

 

[lovedread]

Zont zo itttt

 

[BlendedHeart]

Do not visit. Service is terrible. Ridden with disease and pain. Local cats and dogs were nice. 1/10

 

[Eudaimonic]

0/10: Rigged, zero-sum.

 

[manta]

It's a lottery. Could be a 0/10 or a 10/10. It's all based on luck

 

[bipbapbop]

0/10 would not recommend

 

[PINKIESISU]

Obviously this is hypothetical as those who are not born yet won't be able to read it, but if you were to leave a rating out of 10 and short review on life, so that those not born can read and make a decision whether to consent to life, what would you write?

I'll start with my own rating and review on life.

Rating: MINUS 10 STARS (-10)
Review: Life is awful and atrocious. I would not recommend it one bit. Suffering is the only thing guaranteed. Be prepared for decades of pain. Boredom, isolation, disease and sickness common and likely

Do not waste your time with this experience the human bodies are complete shit the human form is crap I suggest you find another species to join in another place. -000001 out of 10 although I did like the midgets and chocolate milk

 

[chobonzi]

10/10 dentists do not recommend