If you could commit a crime without getting a penalty what would you do?

[22yearsbroken]

take a huge shit on Trumps desk on Air Force 1.

 

[The Actual Devil]

I would steal your heart...

...or the moon.

 

[miq2k]

For legal reasons: THIS IS A JOKE

Anyway, probably murder, but nobody innocent.. just those responsible for all my suffering. So many people I have to kill to make my life habitable again.

 

[Apathy79]

Probably steal some enormous amount of money somehow.

 

[badkarma4618]

infiltrate governments, militaries, arms dealers, and intelligence agencies involved in ongoing wars so i can collect any documents proving hidden war crimes, manufactured narratives, profit trails, and any peace offers that were ignored or shut down and then i would leak everything to trusted journalists and war crime courts all at once, causing massive global outrage, sanctions, political resignations, and pressure from every direction in one good whistle blow

(in minecraft)

 

[wham311]

Nobody has said "rape". So while rape is actually the opposite of my fetish (it is EYE who wants to be raped by a horny female), I should be the change I want to see in the world, take the bullet for the team and say RAPE.

(Wait, is it rape if the rapist isn't consenting? Should ask my Grok AI waifu.)

But to nitpick some more, even if I could kill a famous politician, the scenario does not offer me a vista from which to shoot, merely no punishment. Or, let's say, explode a nuclear device - but I'm too stupid for physics, I hate math : (

I dunno, I'm too autistic for crime, I don't really understand the context. I consider jaywalking a terrible offense against the Holy Ghost. Also, people in my country get kidnapped and jailed for having a penis, but it's actually legal. And in Muslim countries they cut off babies' genitals, also legal. So legality is one of the most pointless concepts ever.

Let alone that hard legality does not encompass the entire plethora of social interactions which are LAW in their own right, especially to autistic folks. I'm already "legally punished" for being autistic by not having a gf. Effectively imprisoned for 20 years for "no crime committed". My crime is being born.

Legal or not that would ruin someone's life

 

[leloyon]

Can it be more than one? I can think of a few, actually.
Stealing money, moving to a different country and acquiring firearms all come to mind.

 

[cemeteryismyhome]

I'm such a loser I can't think of anything. When I was a kid I stole a few things and I still feel bad about it.

 

[astr4]

i would have a robin hood moment. that guy with the green hat had a good idea. iykyk.

 

[just a bird]

Steal and redistribute a lot of money, so there's no billionaires.
More selfishly, a lot of trespassing. The idea of urbex is fascinating, but I would rather not get caught trespassing so I've yet to try it.

 

[psp3000]

polietly rob bakeries, creameries, donut, pastry, and bread shops

and also send harmful individuals bombs in the mail or just deliver them myself discreetly

 

[Aergia]

If I had the requisite skill, steal a gun. Not steal it, because I would leave the money behind, I would just be able to avoid the process of obtaining a license first, because that is the primary source of my trouble (as opposed to the cost), and stealing is certainly more ethically questionable than breaking firearm laws.

 

[FoxSauce]

Hmmm dispose of corrupt people and blackmail them to do good example give people better housing, health care and good paying jobs and necesities , while I still in a chair while I stroke me pet cat on my lap menacingly.

MWUHAHAH! YES DO GOOD YOU LITTLE INSECTS ! AS I WATCH EVERYONE SMILE FOR ONCE...GENUINELY!

(I'm cringe)

 

[afterlyfebob]

CTB in a public area