Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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offered you a deal for your Soul, lets say 3 wishes would you take the deal, if so, what would be your 3 wishes.

My 3 wishes would be,

1, Go back to when I was 10 years old with the knowledge I have today
2, Ability to heal, like the film The Green Mile except for bugs flying out of my mouth, lol
3, Best Football Player to ever live.

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Mr. ‘K so?

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That's not even a question would I sell my soul.
1. Double blades lightsaber
2. Able to use and interpret the force
3. Sith holocron
 
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Soulless_Angel

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existence is futile
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I don't have a soul.....
 
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Yomyom

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Darker dearie, much darker
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Need only one, go back to the past with the knowledge I have today
 
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one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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Well that will never happen. My soul has already been auctioned off a long time ago
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Need only one, go back to the past with the knowledge I have today

Do you know what I have been praying for that.
 
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existence is futile
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Oh you made the deal already, what did you get :smiling:

a lifetime of Rum and music playing as I live in solitude in a stunning forest by the lake, that's 3 things, that is 3 things right? ...can I have those 3 things?! I want those 3 things!
 
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MoreThanAFeeling

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I don't think my soul is worth anything when I am dead.

But let me play along..
First wish: If the lady above is the devil then I would ask her to spend the night with me (should be enough time to make her mine) The devil wears Prada bc I bought it for her ;)
Second wish: No pain
Third: No more pain and lots of money for every single SS member.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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I don't think my soul is worth anything when I am dead.

But let me play along..
First wish: If the lady above is the devil then I would ask her to spend the night with me (should be enough time to make her mine) The devil wears Prada bc I bought it for her ;)
Second wish: No pain
Third: No more pain and lots of money for every single SS member.

Yes she was the Devil :devil:

 
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one4all

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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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a lifetime of Rum and music playing as I live in solitude in a stunning forest by the lake, that's 3 things, that is 3 things right? ...can I have those 3 things?! I want those 3 things!

Gotta give up that soul for em :wink:
But you said you don't have one
 
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Soulless_Angel

existence is futile
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Gotta give up that soul for em :wink:
But you said you don't have one


fuck how does this work then? PS I'm on my second bottle of rum for the day.......
 
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MoreThanAFeeling

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Gotta give up that soul for em :wink:
But you said you don't have one
They are screwed, instead of rum they will be sipping fake coconut milk while watching the Maury show in a run down 1 room apartment.
 
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Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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fuck how does this work then? PS I'm on my second bottle of rum for the day.......

Ok we will give you a life time of rum and music playing in a forest by the lake, lol mind you I would have just asked to be Jack Sparrow lol
 
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fuck how does this work then? PS I'm on my second bottle of rum for the day.......

Go to the cross roads at midnight and sign the paper work. But you need a bargaining tool. Which is usually a soul :devil:
 
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Ok we will give you a life time of rum and music playing in a forest by the lake, lol mind you I would have just asked to be Jack Sparrow lol

but I am a women and I love me boobs, can we throw jack sparrow into my wish list, or am I pushing me luck :pfff: :pfff:
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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They are screwed, instead of rum they will be sipping fake coconut milk while watching the Maury show in a run down 1 room apartment.

Can always try to make a bargain though :blarg:
 
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Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Go to the cross roads at midnight and sign the paper work. But you need a bargaining tool. Which is usually a soul :devil:

Lol, oh you've been watching supernatural as well then.
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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Lol, oh you've been watching supernatural as well then.

Nope.. never watched it. I just have a background in these sort of things :wink:
 
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
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but I am a women and I love me boobs, can we throw jack sparrow into my wish list, or am I pushing me luck :pfff: :pfff:

As we have a sexy Devil, of course you can have JS, lol.
 
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In Vino Veritas
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1. The ability to play any guitar I picked up
2. To go back and relive my life with future knowledge
3. For mental health to be properly funded
 
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I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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@Soulless_Angel


I won't ask you to share this time :wink:
I already know the answer :pfff:
 
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Works wonders for depression, lol
 
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existence is futile
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@Soulless_Angel



I won't ask you to share this time :wink:
I already know the answer :pfff:

the one day I would share as Ive been drinking since noon its now 8pm.... :blarg:
 
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I prefer Jack Daniels
Got an unopened bottle here
 
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