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Strumgewehr

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typx

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May 4, 2018
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I'm not sure that exists. Why would anyone work a job with a 50% chance of death?

Maybe infantry in WW1.
 
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chronicpainnomore

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May 31, 2018
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A few ideas. Casualty rate isn't 50% but if you wanted to "have an accident" you could.

  • Those guys that replace light bulbs on radio towers.
  • Skydiving instructor
  • skyscraper window washer
  • stuntman (showbiz is always looking for people to do dangerous shit.)
  • Lineman/power line worker
 
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ImNotBatman

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May 9, 2018
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Maybe work as an acme bomb tester :D

Jokes aside, drug dealers, gang members, infantry in the military are all up there in casualty rates. Nothing as high as you want though.
 
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chronicpainnomore

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May 31, 2018
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Don't sign up for infantry if you're just trying to get killed. Other infantry is going to be counting on you and you could get them killed, and that's not cool.
 
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Purgatory

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Mar 21, 2018
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Not >50%, but commercial fisherman. Especially in frigid water, like the Bering Sea.
 
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TooLate2582

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May 6, 2018
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Mercenary. If you suck at combat arms, the rate is probably higher than 50%
 
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Everglow

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tree surgeon
 
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MAIO

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Apr 8, 2018
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Don't sign up for infantry if you're just trying to get killed. Other infantry is going to be counting on you and you could get them killed, and that's not cool.

This is the 21st century not world war 2. Death in the U.S. military are currently rare, their are civilian jobs with higher casualty rates.
 
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MAIO

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Apr 8, 2018
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I wish the gladiator games were still around. I would volunteer. Unfortuantly its the 21st century so evrey job is pc and safe. Death is rare not common. Ofcourse you could intentionally die and make it look accidental. Something as simple as hiking and falling off a cliff, accidentally drowning etc. (Many experts actually estimate for evrey 3 death by suicide atleast 2 are rulled accidental, its actually really easy to be accidental becuase coronors are hesitant rulling something as a suicide unless their is extensive evidence to proof it is a suicide.)

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2016/05/14/20-deadliest-jobs-in-america
 
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chronicpainnomore

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May 31, 2018
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This is the 21st century not world war 2. Death in the U.S. military are currently rare, their are civilian jobs with higher casualty rates.
That's what I meant. If you go out there just trying to get killed, you're going to get other people killed because it's hard to just get yourself in a situation like that. Going in the military is a whole lot of work to just try to CTB. It's stupid.
 
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Strumgewehr

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I wish the gladiator games were still around. I would volunteer. Unfortuantly its the 21st century so evrey job is pc and safe. Death is rare not common. Ofcourse you could intentionally die and make it look accidental. Something as simple as hiking and falling off a cliff, accidentally drowning etc. (Many experts actually estimate for evrey 3 death by suicide atleast 2 are rulled accidental, its actually really easy to be accidental becuase coronors are hesitant rulling something as a suicide unless their is extensive evidence to proof it is a suicide.)

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2016/05/14/20-deadliest-jobs-in-america

Thanks for the link.
 
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Tiburcio

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Open a weapons store and kill yourself with something.
 
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typx

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May 4, 2018
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A few ideas. Casualty rate isn't 50% but if you wanted to "have an accident" you could.

  • Those guys that replace light bulbs on radio towers.
  • Skydiving instructor
  • skyscraper window washer
  • stuntman (showbiz is always looking for people to do dangerous shit.)
  • Lineman/power line worker

I do window washing. Lots of tall buildings.
 
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millefeui

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Mar 31, 2018
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Prostitution can get you killed really fast, more so if you are a woman. Either by some disease or by some crazy psycho. Sad reality.
 
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chronicpainnomore

Not Circling the Drain Anymore
May 31, 2018
310
I do window washing. Lots of tall buildings.
Being a skydiver, I used to want that job, just for the free BASE jumps. Of course, I'd get fired mighty quick. It would be worth it, though.
 
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