I want to make my suicide look like an accident. Does anyone know what to do in order to do so?

[Mom]

Use David Carradine as your role model and turn suicide by hanging into a tragic accident during autoerotic asphyxiation. So hang naked with a butt plug up your ass surrounded by porn while masturbating. At least life insurance will pay out if hanging gets you horny.

Hahaha, that image is now burned into my brain.

OP, if you know anyone that you can get some hard drugs you can OD on it and the worst they would think is that you had a drug problem. I was able to acquire some H 2 years ago and had them shoot it for me. I didn't realize how quick that shit hit you, wasn't able to make it back to my house and OD on the street. Sadly I was brought back but holy shit was it painless and quick. Just some food for thought.

 

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how quick is death by snake/spider?

I don't know how serious you are, but it varies depending on what species bites you. Generally hours. Maybe a day.