How to reliably get cancer?

[RileyTanaka]

as someone who is terminal ill, i just want to slap your face... sorry

I feel your desperate situation and i feel sorry for you, cause you are suffering, but really... as long as you are physically healthy try to recover and fight.

And if you dont want to, than try praying for me and that some higher existence makes me healthy again in exchange for you and you can get my illness.
Then we are both happy again. Dear Lord, i really want my life back and want to live

I'm sorry that there are so many posts like this on SS. I always wonder how people who are terminal must feel reading them.

 

[Elbarado]

I'm sorry that there are so many posts like this on SS. I always wonder how people who are terminal must feel reading them.

speachless

i know its easy to say " fight for your mental health, you are physical healthy, change your life, get your ass up, you can get well if you want, leave all the mess behind, do what you want to get happy and so" if you never had a real mental illness or really bad depression for a long time or your life, but thats all i can say

I had also depressed episodes and didnt know how to go on, struggled with money, struggles with studying or with jobs, struggled with selfesteem sometimes but i never gave up. Sure i had a lot of friends and family who suppurted me, gave me strengh, that was true wealth. But the time i really was happy 1,5 years ago, my health went downhill. And every day is a nightmare and its only getting worse.
It seems i have ALS, i have pain, i get weaker, i get really problems with walking a few metres, holding upright, keeping the head up, even breathing ( yeah you never knew that your muscles keep you breathing), swallowing.
I cant really sleep at night cause of breathing and because my bones and ancles ache while im laying on them.

I struggle everyday to get through the day, just to relive the same nightmare the next day

No more loved sports, no more techno parties, no more going out with friends, no more doing fun things, no more " oh today i do this and this", no more activities, no more feeling calm, no more beeing happy, no more normal life, no more helping other people, no more working, no more spending good times with loved ones

I just turned 34

I am just laying here, watching fucking netflix and want to cry the whole day, cause of pain,,cause of discomfort fear, thoughts of loved one leaving behind, thoughts of how my mother and father will suffer when im gone and how they suffer right now.
Its one thing to die, we all have to although we try to denie it and swipe it away, but not with this suffering, not this style, and not at the age of 34 or 35.
As you get old you deal with death and probably get another attitude to it when you are 80+
Im not prepared for all this.



And another thing is having C´s N 2 metres away from me, its considered the gold standard for CTB
But hey there are the toughts of how will it be, is it really working, and I WANT TO LIVE, LIVE,LIVE ,LIVE


So really I just want to slap everybodies face who wants to get a terminal illness.
Like i said before: Pray for me that i can get your health and you can get (my) ill(ness)

 

[InTheAirTonight]

speachless

i know its easy to say " fight for your mental health, you are physical healthy, change your life, get your ass up, you can get well if you want, leave all the mess behind, do what you want to get happy and so" if you never had a real mental illness or really bad depression for a long time or your life, but thats all i can say

I had also depressed episodes and didnt know how to go on, struggled with money, struggles with studying or with jobs, struggled with selfesteem sometimes but i never gave up. Sure i had a lot of friends and family who suppurted me, gave me strengh, that was true wealth. But the time i really was happy 1,5 years ago, my health went downhill. And every day is a nightmare and its only getting worse.
It seems i have ALS, i have pain, i get weaker, i get really problems with walking a few metres, holding upright, keeping the head up, even breathing ( yeah you never knew that your muscles keep you breathing), swallowing.
I cant really sleep at night cause of breathing and because my bones and ancles ache while im laying on them.

I struggle everyday to get through the day, just to relive the same nightmare the next day

No more loved sports, no more techno parties, no more going out with friends, no more doing fun things, no more " oh today i do this and this", no more activities, no more feeling calm, no more beeing happy, no more normal life, no more helping other people, no more working, no more spending good times with loved ones

I just turned 34

I am just laying here, watching fucking netflix and want to cry the whole day, cause of pain,,cause of discomfort fear, thoughts of loved one leaving behind, thoughts of how my mother and father will suffer when im gone and how they suffer right now.
Its one thing to die, we all have to although we try to denie it and swipe it away, but not with this suffering, not this style, and not at the age of 34 or 35.
As you get old you deal with death and probably get another attitude to it when you are 80+
Im not prepared for all this.



And another thing is having C´s N 2 metres away from me, its considered the gold standard for CTB
But hey there are the toughts of how will it be, is it really working, and I WANT TO LIVE, LIVE,LIVE ,LIVE


So really I just want to slap everybodies face who wants to get a terminal illness.
Like i said before: Pray for me that i can get your health and you can get (my) ill(ness)

I wish I can take your illness and I hope you recover from this.

 

[Elbarado]

I wish I can take your illness and I hope you recover from this.

pray for me and for it. maybe there is a higher existence who cares for that wish,.
I truely want to live and live a happy live.my mind wants it but my body rots to hell.

I truly feel you desperation if you whish to get a terminal disease,and i dont know what your situation is and why you are that desperate, but i hope you will get your fucking ass up and try to recover. Thats what i hope for everyone who is physical healthy and has a chance to recover.
I know there are so many different problems in this world and they can be very complex and let you all go through to hell, but a human beeing can change so many things.

 

[TonyThat2003]

It really depends of the type of cancer that you have, some cancers can be horrifying and another ones can be more peacefull, but with a terminal disease you can sell your house (if you dont have any money) and go to switzerland or any country that has assisted suicide and eutanasia and die in peace. Most of people that has cancer wants to fight the disease at all cost but doing that just makes everything worst, because they take heavy drugs to fight the diseases and all drugs have symptoms, what makes cancer that horrible is actually the treatments (if you are not a suicidal person the disease is really scary), like chemotherapy the makes your hair fall out and give you hundreds of symptoms. Having cancer and wanting to live at all cost is something, but having cancer and wanting to die its literally a whole another story.

 

[Aonewayticketplease]

I'd bet my money on smoking.

Loved every minute of it, 20 on weekdays and annnnddd theeennn 100 on weekends when I did the perpetual flame lighting one cigarette from another. Benson and Hegens ruled!

 

[Mr2005]

I want to get cancer or a terminal illness. I want the doctor to say something like "you have 5 months left". It would be a dream come true. Is there an easy way to do this?

Ridiculous

 

[InTheAirTonight]

I'd bet my money on smoking.

Loved every minute of it, 20 on weekdays and annnnddd theeennn 100 on weekends when I did the perpetual flame lighting one cigarette from another. Benson and Hegens ruled!

Did you get lung cancer from smoking?

 

[Pryras]

Questions like these can come off as insensitive to those who actually suffer from terminal illness. I too have fantasized about having something that would take me out within several months or a few years but I'm sure if I *actually* had a terminal illness I might think differently. Dealing with the chronic pain of treatment and dreading your last moments before passing doesn't give me a sense of control as suicide does.

 

[Aonewayticketplease]

Did you get lung cancer from smoking?

Surprisingly not. I managed to give up cold turkey after about 20 years of that habit.

Had a lung function test done about 3 months ago and the nurse remarked that I really got away with smoking as the test was near perfect.

I still stand by my statement that there is very little better than seeing smoke pouring out of your mouth

 

[SpottedPanda]

Surprisingly not. I managed to give up cold turkey after about 20 years of that habit.

Had a lung function test done about 3 months ago and the nurse remarked that I really got away with smoking as the test was near perfect.

I still stand by my statement that there is very little better than seeing smoke pouring out of your mouth

I've smoked on and off for twenty years, and somewhat heavily when on. Haven't got any health concerns. People used to say that one out of three people who smoked got cancer. What luck! I thought, in my spritely younger mind. Two out of three people who smoke don't get cancer!

 

[Zxcv]

Trying to ctb by trying to get cancer is unrealistic. You might as well try to die from eating too many donuts.

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Trying to ctb by trying to get cancer is unrealistic. You might as well try to die from eating too many donuts.

I wish death by eating too many donuts was possible. Eat the sadness away

 

[Jessica5]

Can confirm this and I live a few blocks away from Penn Station and Port Authority. My father died of color cancer and it was two months of living hell plus the unknown time he had it prior. And they considered him lucky.

You and your family can easily get bankrupted by cancer if you live in the US to boot.

 

[TheSoulless]

You won't like reading this, but I think it's better to get rid of those thoughts. There's just too many variables to it, it's not worth it. You also seem to think cancer isn't as bad as it is. To be honest, I don't know at all what cancer is like, but this seems like an unhealthy obsession.

 

[faust]

I guess the thing you want is to end your pain not to continue it and make more intense. But it reminds me of one South Park episode.

 

[ghostspace]

It stands to reason that if there was such a reliable way to get cancer, there'd be a surefire easy way to cure cancer. It's pie in the sky.

Also, I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy, never mind idolise it as a pleasant way to die

I mean, there are tanning beds. That'll increase your chances but no guarantees. Wouldn't wish it on anyone in the world, cancer is horrible to watch.

 

[rhiino]

I mean, there are tanning beds. That'll increase your chances but no guarantees.

No, they are only UV-C, that doesn't cause cancer but harms the skin.

 

[ghostspace]

No, they are only UV-C, that doesn't cause cancer but harms the skin.

tanning beds are definitely linked to an increase risk in developing skin cancer. maybe it doesn't directly cause it, but that damage puts a person at much higher risk.

 

[Irrelevant biologist]

YOU DO NOT WANT CANCER. Have you ever helped a loved one through it? Watched their pain and agony and helplessness? Why do you think my dad shot himself?

No. Just.... no.