How to lie about my sh scars?

[Basilweed]

What do I do/say they saw my scars and it's a lot and very straight I can't think of any lies to tell them once they ask me about it later

 

[LoiteringClouds]

Once I've been asked about my scars at work. I was caught completely off guard so I told that I had injured my forearm with venetian blinds. It was a totally lame lie.
Sorry, I haven't come up with a convincing explanation...

 

[$crim]

ive always jokingly said things like "i fought a bear" or somethin equally silly
its nobodys business but my own, so its fun coming up with different explanations

 

[TapeMachine]

ive always jokingly said things like "i fought a bear" or somethin equally silly
its nobodys business but my own, so its fun coming up with different explanations

Lol, I have a couple long vertical SH scars on one side of my ribcage, and I always tell people that I was "mauled by a cougar" if they ask. They usually just laugh and move on to another topic after that. :)

 

[looking_for_peace]

I don't think there is any plausible excuse that you could use. best you can do is hide them