gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
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The inimitable Dorothy Parker, for her brilliant, wisecracking wit and her dark, broody humor. She struggled with depression, had a series of unhappy relationships, a couple of suicide attempts, and eventually drank herself to death.
Basically she's the sharper witted me, circa 1940's.
A couple of my favorites:
Resumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
and...
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Basically she's the sharper witted me, circa 1940's.
A couple of my favorites:
Resumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
and...
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.