Help Hiring someone to kill me

[symatra]

Does anyone know if someone has hired a hitman or someone else to kill them relatively recently? I want to die desperately but the innate human desire to live is strong and I don't want my last moments to be ones of fear nor do I want the risk of becoming a vegetable. Is it realistic to hire someone to kill me? Or like some kind of MAID program in the US?

 

[chernobylmosqut]

I wouldn't go for it, man. It's a lot of money and an unreliable source. I understand the struggle of overcoming your survival instincts but I personally wouldn't put my death in the hands of a stranger. You could get scammed, plans could fall through and you could be in huge legal trouble if caught, and you generally don't know the intentions of the person you're hiring. They might have additional plans besides what you hire them for, if you catch my drift, and I would hate for that to happen to you, especially if you're just looking for peace.

 

[HIDgamer]

Much more likely to pay a cop who will come pick you up and toss you into jail, making life even worse.

 

[Forveleth]

This only works in movies and on TV. There is no such thing as a website to hire a hitman to kill you.

 

[doomofman]

Such services exist but they are expensive and not accessible to the average pleb.

 

[rainatthebusstop]

Honestly unless you got contacts to a crime organisation your chances are much more likely to end up getting institutionalised. Which is disheartening.

You don't happen to know your local street gang perchance? Maybe they can be persuaded to do it. Probably not but at least they aren't as likely to put you in the nut house