Hiring a hitman

[Busridin'26]

Today was... productive but alsk rough emotionally...

Made a joke to myself that if I could hire a hitman to kill me I'd do it asap, maybe request it look like a murder or smthin

But even if I knew how the fuck to go about it.... probs couldn't afford it...

Sometimes, I wish I could be murdered.

I don't have much else to say today. Have therapy later and otherwise just tryna chill.

 

[lookingforsanctuary]

Good luck with therapy. Sorry today was a rough day.

 

[whorl]

I am thinking about the same honestly.

I can afford it though. Still no idea how to go about it.

I was looking through the onionweb, there are several websites that advertise that they are providing such services.
Costs are starting at between 2k and 5k euro.
The model of payment looks kinda decent on one of those that I found, but I have not considered to trust any of them. I wouldn't know how to verify their skills and integrity…

 

[fuzzy-clown]

They're probably all federal agents and you will get busted for hiring a hit on yourself.

 

[whorl]

Won't get busted if one is taking good enough care of their opsec. Don't have to communicate with them that contractee and target are the same person. If they are serious, then you need to know how to verify their integrity and figure out a way how the order will be paid (as you're not there afterwards). Of course if they're professional they have thought about such situations and want to make sure to get paid, because they can't trust every customer either, so they will bring up options.

 

[whorl]

I've found a website that looks somewhat authentic to me. See my post from some days ago

 

[neveragreedtothis]

They're probably all federal agents and you will get busted for hiring a hit on yourself.

That's funny as fuck though.

Imagine......"We're arresting you for trying to murder...yourself."

 

[fuzzy-clown]

That's funny as fuck though.

Imagine......"We're arresting you for trying to murder...yourself."

 

[SVEN]

I'm guessing that since scamming is easier and safer than contract killing there would be more confidence tricksters out there than genuine "hit folk".

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

If it's on the dark web using TOR, don't bother because there's nothing but scam artists on there.

Don't find one there, it might even get the feds involved.

 

[The anhedonic one]

What about death by cop ?
I once thought of dressing up as a fruitcake suicide bomber and buying a replica Kalashnikov.
I'm sure the cops would have granted me my final exit.
So sorry you have had a rough day.