HELP!!!

[stellabelle]

Hello SS, this is an SOS!!!
I'm a poor little irrational impulsive crazy suicidal baby. Can some of the new members please save me by reciting some of their powerful life-saving clichés about how beautiful & precious my life is? I'm also more than open to being shamelessly guilt-tripped. Please save my crazy ass from my crazy ass!!!

Humor.
But not funny.
Everyone asks to be "saved" but we are never saved. We just carry the weight on our shoulders and finally drop it and say, "enough."

Look. There are so many people who decide to end their lives and mocking their situations isn't funny. It's not okay.

 

[Superdeterminist]

Hello SS, this is an SOS!!!
I'm a poor little irrational impulsive crazy suicidal baby. Can some of the new members please save me by reciting some of their powerful life-saving clichés about how beautiful & precious my life is? I'm also more than open to being shamelessly guilt-tripped. Please save my crazy ass from my crazy ass!!!

O, I am laffin

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

"Live and let live. Learn to let go. The best revenge is no revenge. Let not anger control you."

@hotelbeneathground Looks I'm a lil' late to the party, sir

 

[Seiba]

My ex boyfriend who (beware, sexual abuse imagery ahead) shoved ice cubes up my vagina while I plead with him that it was horribly painful and uncomfortable told me to try the carnivore diet for my chronic illnesses. The more flesh and blood I consume, the less traumatized and enfeebled I become, clearly.

You know someone's an idiot when they suggest carnivore of all things and even more so for "curing" CHRONIC illnesses. Sorry you had to put up with his behavior.

 

[bed]

I think if you had another solution it may solve your problems ;)

 

[blueclover_.]

Hve u trd Yoga

This is so funny XD

 

[liberty_222]

Good morning I'm waiting for my sn to arrive. I am hoping it will be delivered tomorrow because it's already reached my city like 12 hours ago. Ughh i can't wait. I need to go. I can't hold on with everyone around me defaming me.

 

[TriggerHappy]

Shove sumthing up yer bum. You'll feel fulfilled.
Oh, you're also a top? So how do 3somes work?! Then top someone out!

Seriously, tho... just decompress, focus on other stuff.
Get into nature or get high (works for me...)
Hang in there, someone with your incredible humour, wisdom & taste in music deserves love and a staying-around-affirmation reality check.
You are well loved, you know that.

 

[motel rooms]

The NYT wants an interview with you.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

"Deranged Middle-Aged Gay Attention Whore Confesses to Joining Death Cult Just to Finally Become Influencer"

 

[motel rooms]

Humor.
But not funny.
Everyone asks to be "saved" but we are never saved. We just carry the weight on our shoulders and finally drop it and say, "enough."

Look. There are so many people who decide to end their lives and mocking their situations isn't funny. It's not okay.

I'm sorry that you entirely missed the point of my post...

 

[motel rooms]

"Live and let live. Learn to let go. The best revenge is no revenge. Let not anger control you."

You need to start looking in the mirror & seeing & loving yourself for who you really are - the heroine of "Eat Pray Love". Make that movie your Bible & Julia Roberts your Buddha. Have as many teeth implanted as possible ASAP. True happiness = big, wide, toothy grins.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FA0PuSryUseOwE%2F200.gif&hash=dfc84a9125277f3ed1f6e36355d27ac2

 

[existtosuffer]

Just keep telling yourself "I am enough" and you'll be cured.

 

[DocNo]

You need to start looking in the mirror & seeing & loving yourself for who you really are - the heroine of "Eat Pray Love". Make that movie your Bible & Julia Roberts your Buddha. Have as many teeth implanted as possible ASAP. True happiness = big, wide, toothy grins.

btw - that gif is from notting hill - last scene. and i never said this!

 

[motel rooms]

btw - that gif is from notting hill - last scene. and i never said this!

She still looks exactly like that, plus a couple more teeth, hasn't aged a day. Doesn't resemble her brother Eric these days at all. Only @Silenos has a sexier smile.

 

[meetapple]

Watch a funny sitcom or read jokes online!

 

[DocNo]

She still looks exactly like that, plus a couple more teeth, hasn't aged a day. Doesn't resemble her brother Eric these days at all. Only @Silenos has a sexier smile.

julia roberts (initially did write julia robots lol) is proof that the androids are among us already. but maybe it's just botox.
eric - the good old b-movie guy. did look him up at imdb. one thing is sure - he is not a lazy guy - 650 appeareances as an actor is quite remarkable.

sidenote:
i realize that i lately got as obsessed about connecting nearly everything to robots as you are obsessed talking about penises when you are not busy hitting on @Silenos ^^

 

[HelloAllYouPeople]

This is funny as hell very nice. @hotelbeneathground congratulations on being sexy

 

[bed]

You should talk more about what's troubling you - gets involuntarily committed for opening up and making your life worse.

 

[Silenos]

Me never noticing this thread before being tagged:
whomst has summoned the ancient one

 

[Sittichmutter]

Lyrics from a song.
Pais e Filhos from Legião Urbana

Statues and vaults
And painted walls
nobody knows what happened
she threw herself from the fifth floor window
Nothing is easy to understand

sleep now
It's just the wind outside
I want lap, I'm going to run away from home
Can i sleep here with you?
I'm scared of having a nightmare
I won't be back until after three
My son will be named after a saint
I want the most beautiful name

You have to love people
Like there's no tomorrow
because if you stop to think
actually there isn't

Tell me why the sky is blue
Explains the great fury of the world
It's my children who take care of me
I live with my mother
But my father comes to visit me
I live on the street I have no one
I live anywhere
I've lived in so many houses that I don't even remember anymore
I live with my parents

You have to love people
Like there's no tomorrow
because if you stop to think
actually there isn't

i am a drop of water
i am a grain of sand
You tell me your parents don't understand you
But you don't understand your parents
You blame your parents for everything
And this is absurd
They are children just like you
what will you be
When you grow up?

 

[motel rooms]

Me never noticing this thread before being tagged:

You know, the fact that you didn't notice a thread titled "HELP!!!" on a suicide forum probably says something about you

as you are obsessed talking about penises when you are not busy hitting on @Silenos ^^

To be perfectly honest, I'm terrified that @Silenos might turn me str8 with his silky, golden, long hair...

 

[Elegy]

Your sarcasm precedes you sir. Or should I say, Madam

 

[motel rooms]

Your sarcasm precedes you sir. Or should I say, Madam

Is calling a gay man a woman in 2021 supposed to be a witty insult?

 

[Elegy]

Is calling a gay man a woman in 2021 supposed to be a witty insult?

Nah. It was a compliment.

 

[motel rooms]

Nah. It was a compliment.

Go kaboom, boomer...

 

[Untetheredwill]

Just keep telling yourself "I am enough" and you'll be cured.

A million self help books somehow manage to say absolutely nothing while being praised as wise.

You should talk more about what's troubling you - gets involuntarily committed for opening up and making your life worse.

I thought that only happens to me I haven't been involuntary but I had a 48 hour order. The people who ask you to spill it all out don't tell you there's a mild chance you'll be imprisoned… funny that .. it's almost like theyre just codependents.

 

[motel rooms]

A million self help books somehow manage to say absolutely nothing while being praised as wise.

 

[KTbear]

It's always darkest before the dawn.
Something about a door shutting opening a window?

 

[NasiGoreng]

Have you tried healing crystals from Kyrgyzstan?

 

[motel rooms]

Have you tried healing crystals from Kyrgyzstan?

Have you tried pure bat shit from Wuhan?