Head in a bear trap method

[Anon2662]

Drinking heavily could help. Pass out.. head hits the trap. Yes i am aware that timing would be a factor and good aim

Yeah, I'd probably get drunk and end up trying to touch it and getting my hand caught instead i'm not a fan of violent methods personally anyway purely because I think it creates even more pain for the people left behind..

 

[Sweet Release]

Drinking heavily could help. Pass out.. head hits the trap. Yes i am aware that timing would be a factor and good aim


Messy yes. But a solution... ????

Sounds more likely to give you a severe painful mauling with permanent scarring rather than guarantee death.

 

[one4all]

Yeah, I'd probably get drunk and end up trying to touch it and getting my hand caught instead

Now i wonder if you could bleed out from that action. Hmmmmmm
Alcohol would make you bleed quicker.

I think it creates even more pain for the people left behind..

I understand what you mean. I think it would be a closed coffin funeral at best.

Sounds more likely to give you a severe painful mauling with permanent scarring rather than guarantee death.

True.. but as i said earlier it might actually snap your neck in a way to cause lethality and also if it hits a vein you might actually bleed out. Just randoms thoughts.
I do appreciate everyones input.

Seems i'm the only lunatic to think of this method

 

[Anon2662]

Now i wonder if you could bleed out from that action. Hmmmmmm
Alcohol would make you bleed quicker.

I did wonder that when I wrote it.. or you could just end up trapped and then starve to death.. either way not nice! Also, had a thought about the head thing.. what if it didn't kill you, just fucked up your food pipe and then you couldn't eat ever again unless through a tube! Life's unbearable already without giving up pizza haha!

 

[k75]

Probably it would clamp veins shut, so you wouldn't bleed out unless the trap were opened. Like if you get stabbed, you aren't supposed to pull out the knife because it plugs up the wound.

 

[one4all]

I did wonder that when I wrote it.. or you could just end up trapped and then starve to death.. either way not nice! Also, had a thought about the head thing.. what if it didn't kill you, just fucked up your food pipe and then you couldn't eat ever again unless through a tube! Life's unbearable already without giving up pizza haha!

LOL this is why we discuss these things in an open forum. It is always nice to get other peoples thoughts on subjects.
Now i have things to contemplate about this method.. some good, some bad

 

[Dear Flabby]

Bear traps are humane here. They are basically a cage on a trailer with yummy food bait inside, so there are places where it definitely wouldn't work.

Edit: By "yummy food bait", I mean Hawaiian Pizza!

 

[one4all]

Probably it would clamp veins shut, so you wouldn't bleed out unless the trap were opened. Like if you get stabbed, you aren't supposed to pull out the knife because it plugs up the wound.

Damn good point!

 

[Anon2662]

LOL this is why we discuss these things in an open forum. It is always nice to get other peoples thoughts on subjects.
Now i have things to contemplate about this method.. some good, some bad

Haha I have such a warped mind I'm constantly imagining myself doing all sorts of weird methods and trying to find flaws.. but damn. The thought of never being able to eat pizza again is enough to convince me that this is not a good idea

 

[one4all]

Haha I have such a warped mind I'm constantly imagining myself doing all sorts of weird methods and trying to find flaws.. but damn. The thought of never being able to eat pizza again is enough to convince me that this is not a good idea

I made a little thread awhile ago about the little things in life. DAMN if pizza is keeping you here.. go for it!
What kind of pizza do you like?

 

[Anon2662]

I made a little thread awhile ago about the little things in life. DAMN if pizza is keeping you here.. go for it!
What kind of pizza do you like?

Haha it's not so much keeping me here.. it just makes life more bearable until I ctb.. as long as it isn't spicy I'll eat most pizzas, even the controversial Hawaiian. Yes. Pineapple is great on pizza

 

[one4all]

Haha it's not so much keeping me here.. it just makes life more bearable until I ctb.. as long as it isn't spicy I'll eat most pizzas, even the controversial Hawaiian. Yes. Pineapple is great on pizza

Yes Hawaiian pizza is greatly under appreciated. Ham and Pineapple on pizza rocks.

 

[k75]

Dammit, now I'm craving Hawaiian pizza. So good.

 

[Anon2662]

@k75 @one4all i was so ready to defend pineapple on pizza haha! You people clearly have good taste ;) I love how this thread is about putting your head into a bear trap and has turned into us wanting hawaiian pizza

 

[one4all]

Dammit, now I'm craving Hawaiian pizza. So good.

Me too. Just have to get it from the right place and person, otherwise it sucks.

@k75 @one4all i was so ready to defend pineapple on pizza haha! You people clearly have good taste ;) I love how this thread is about putting your head into a bear trap and has turned into us wanting hawaiian pizza

A lot of threads spin out in different directions. Maybe a hawaiian pizza will be my final meal.
Thats just more input from the community!

 

[mesohappy]

Wow suicidal folks like the old Hawaiian pizza huh? Count myself in that one.

Everybody else I ever shared a pie with said "pineapple has no part on a pizza".((Haters.))

I like to go the extra mile and get jalapenos on mine.I like it sweet and spicy.

 

[Anon2662]

Wow suicidal folks like the old Hawaiian pizza huh? Count myself in that one.

Everybody else I ever shared a pie with said "pineapple has no part on a pizza".((Haters.))

I like to go the extra mile and get jalapenos on mine.I like it sweet and spicy.

It seems so haha! It's gone midnight and I'm craving a Hawaiian pizza so badly now.. Ooh I can't deal with jalapeños.. I'm so sensitive to spice

 

[one4all]

I like to go the extra mile and get jalapenos on mine.I like it sweet and spicy.

DAMN I love that thought! I gotta try that now!

 

[Anon2662]

Hey @one4all forget head in a bear trap, what about SN for seasoning on a Hawaiian pizza? (Before anyone says - I'm sure there's a reason why you have to fast and this wouldn't work but I like the idea of it!) what a way to go out.. eating pizza! Although SN is salty so might ruin the taste come to think of it...

 

[one4all]

Hey @one4all forget head in a bear trap, what about SN for seasoning on a Hawaiian pizza? (Before anyone says - I'm sure there's a reason why you have to fast and this wouldn't work but I like the idea of it!) what a way to go out.. eating pizza! Although SN is salty so might ruin the taste come to think of it...

Well if you haven't seem any previous posts/threads by me you might get the idea that SN was the method of questions. As opposed to more violent ways LOL
Maybe @Jean4 can make that special hawaiian pizza, with some SN, From my understanding she burns the foos. So CO2 poisoning might be an option.

Sardines are SALTY. Ever have one of those? LOL

 

[Anon2662]

Well if you haven't seem any previous posts/threads by me you might get the idea that SN was the method of questions. As opposed to more violent ways LOL
Maybe @Jean4 can make that special hawaiian pizza, with some SN, From my understanding she burns the foos. So CO2 poisoning might be an option.

Sardines are SALTY. Ever have one of those? LOL

I may have done tbf but there are so many threads on here I lose track/forget.. haha I've seen a few posts about @Jean4 and her cooking skills.. do you deliver to the UK Jean4?
Nope. Never tried one and never want to.. only fish I eat is tuna.. salty fish sounds baaaaad!

 

[one4all]

I may have done tbf but there are so many threads on here I lose track/forget.. haha I've seen a few posts about @Jean4 and her cooking skills.. do you deliver to the UK Jean4?
Nope. Never tried one and never want to.. only fish I eat is tuna.. salty fish sounds baaaaad!

Easy to get lost in the threads, ain't it?

Eat a tin of sardines to pass the SN drinking test LOL

 

[Anon2662]

Easy to get lost in the threads, ain't it?

Eat a tin of sardines to pass the SN drinking test LOL

Yep! Ahaha I think I'll just take my chances with the SN if it comes to it

 

[Jean4]

Well if you haven't seem any previous posts/threads by me you might get the idea that SN was the method of questions. As opposed to more violent ways LOL
Maybe @Jean4 can make that special hawaiian pizza, with some SN, From my understanding she burns the foos. So CO2 poisoning might be an option.

Sardines are SALTY. Ever have one of those? LOL

My cooking will kill anyone! No SN needed!

 

[one4all]

Yep! Ahaha I think I'll just take my chances with the SN if it comes to it

Your choice. Just offering option to the forum

 

[k75]

Hey @one4all forget head in a bear trap, what about SN for seasoning on a Hawaiian pizza? (Before anyone says - I'm sure there's a reason why you have to fast and this wouldn't work but I like the idea of it!) what a way to go out.. eating pizza! Although SN is salty so might ruin the taste come to think of it...

Ah, but the ham is probably already cured with SN, so maybe a bit more won't hurt!

 

[Jean4]

Yep! Ahaha I think I'll just take my chances with the SN if it comes to it

Are you sure? One bite of my cooking.....

 

[Anon2662]

Your choice. Just offering option to the forum

 

[one4all]

Ah, but the ham is probably already cured with SN, so maybe a bit more won't hurt!

Hmmmmm SN by over cured ham on a hawaiian pizza????

 

[Anon2662]

Ah, but the ham is probably already cured with SN, so maybe a bit more won't hurt!

This is true.. hahaha!