hawk tuah

[whitetaildeer]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

oh my what a happy couple

It looks like true still exists after all

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna to roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

 

[damienlerone03]

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna to roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna to roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna to roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Spoiler: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

 

[damienlerone03]

Spoiler: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

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Getting backshots from Shrek is a must-have experience that I should put on my bucket list right next to getting backshots from Lebron James.

 

[whitetaildeer]

damien spreading brainrot to the 30-50 year old sasulings

 

[damienlerone03]

damien spreading brainrot to the 30-50 year old sasulings

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My mission is to enlighten the masses of Sasu on the untapped depths of brain rot, an uncharted frontier teeming with unseen wonders and unclaimed power. I wish to be their guide into the unknown.

Welcome to Brain Rot 101 taught my Dr. Damien Lerone, PhD in insta reels and pure brainrot.

 

[leloyon]

Spoiler: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

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[leloyon]

shoulda posted thisun instead smh my head

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[whitetaildeer]

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[ma0]

ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
The Purgatory Theory is a fan theory about the characters from the TV show Ed, Edd n Eddy that suggest they are dead and living in a purgatory-like state. The theory suggests that the kids are from The Cul-de-sac, come from different eras, and the early 1900s to the early 2000s. This would explain why the show's year is hard to pinpoint and why there aren't many adults in the show. The theory also suggests that the kids' previous lives and debts fit well with how they are portrayed in the show. The theory suggests that the green-purple color of the kids' tongues is the color of the people when they die. You can also watch a video where Ed, Edd and Eddy are actually DEAD!
ED HAS 1 D
EDDY HAS 2 D'S
EDDD HAS 3 D'S
EDDDDY HAS 4 D'S
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY ED EDD N EDDY

 

[whitetaildeer]

ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY THEORY
The Purgatory Theory is a fan theory about the characters from the TV show Ed, Edd n Eddy that suggest they are dead and living in a purgatory-like state. The theory suggests that the kids are from The Cul-de-sac, come from different eras, and the early 1900s to the early 2000s. This would explain why the show's year is hard to pinpoint and why there aren't many adults in the show. The theory also suggests that the kids' previous lives and debts fit well with how they are portrayed in the show. The theory suggests that the green-purple color of the kids' tongues is the color of the people when they die. You can also watch a video where Ed, Edd and Eddy are actually DEAD!
ED HAS 1 D
EDDY HAS 2 D'S
EDDD HAS 3 D'S
EDDDDY HAS 4 D'S
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
NOW YOU KNOW
ED EDD N EDDY
PURGATORY ED EDD N EDDY

hey i'm

i'm horror sa

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[ma0]

hey i'm

i'm horror sa

I'M SQUIDWARD AND I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!

 

[whitetaildeer]

I'M SQUIDWARD AND I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!

In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Philip J. Fry hit his head on the cryogenic containment chamber, turning him into a dream world where he became a yellow and orange haired boy named Chuckie Finster. Chuckie Finster is a Layer 2 dreamer. Chuckie Finster has a peanut allergy which causes him to break out into hives and enter a dream coma world where he is in the world of Peanuts as Charlie Brown, but Charlie Brown's dream world manifests a dog named Snoopy who is actually the Layer 4 dream version of Dukeness Test, who became Dukey the Dog. Snoopy broke the cycle because he realized he was Dukey, so he went back in time with his other self known as Snoopy to cause Dukeness Test's brain to never be boiled and him to never become Dukey the Dog, erasing him from the timeline, but this causes trouble as Dukey the Dog needed to be a dog in order to finish the very strange machine, because if he did not, the machine becomes unstable and he becomes Ghostly Dukey. Ghostly Dukey goes into a dream coma world where he believes he is a dog named Scooby who solves mysteries about ghosts. Scooby-Doo re- then realizes that he is the dog reincarnation for Layer 5, and goes back in time to stop Layer 2 and Layer 4 Dukeys from going back in time in the first place and reinsuring that he becomes Dukey the Dog in the future. Meanwhile, Timothy Turner is the original dreamer
DO NOT GO TO DREAM LAYER 6. Or else you will meet with a dastardly creature known as Old Man Dookenquences...

 

[ma0]

In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Philip J. Fry hit his head on the cryogenic containment chamber, turning him into a dream world where he became a yellow and orange haired boy named Chuckie Finster. Chuckie Finster is a Layer 2 dreamer. Chuckie Finster has a peanut allergy which causes him to break out into hives and enter a dream coma world where he is in the world of Peanuts as Charlie Brown, but Charlie Brown's dream world manifests a dog named Snoopy who is actually the Layer 4 dream version of Dukeness Test, who became Dukey the Dog. Snoopy broke the cycle because he realized he was Dukey, so he went back in time with his other self known as Snoopy to cause Dukeness Test's brain to never be boiled and him to never become Dukey the Dog, erasing him from the timeline, but this causes trouble as Dukey the Dog needed to be a dog in order to finish the very strange machine, because if he did not, the machine becomes unstable and he becomes Ghostly Dukey. Ghostly Dukey goes into a dream coma world where he believes he is a dog named Scooby who solves mysteries about ghosts. Scooby-Doo re- then realizes that he is the dog reincarnation for Layer 5, and goes back in time to stop Layer 2 and Layer 4 Dukeys from going back in time in the first place and reinsuring that he becomes Dukey the Dog in the future. Meanwhile, Timothy Turner is the original dreamer
DO NOT GO TO DREAM LAYER 6. Or else you will meet with a dastardly creature known as Old Man Dookenquences...

I'm Slenderman! Find my pages!
Listen to my voice and you'll find the key

 

[whitetaildeer]

I'm Slenderman! Find my pages!
Listen to my voice and you'll find the key

I'M PROJARED AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

 

[ma0]

I'M PROJARED AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

I'm Slendytubby! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[whitetaildeer]

I'm Slendytubby! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm going to commit suicide!

 

[ma0]

I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm going to commit suicide!

And I'm the original creepypasta, Chuckie Finster!

 

[whitetaildeer]

And I'm the original creepypasta, Chuckie Finster!

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DEAD!

 

[ma0]

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DEAD!

Aaaannnnddd creepypasta class is dismissed!
Have a great day every Tumblr user! :D

 

[whitetaildeer]

 

[damienlerone03]

I'm Slenderman! Find my pages!
Listen to my voice and you'll find the key

watch out, slender man's arms are so long that if you're giving it to him in doggy and he reaches back to stretch his butt cheeks he might accidentally stretch yours. coming from personal experience.

 

[ma0]

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watch out, slender man's arms are so long that if you're giving it to him in doggy and he reaches back to stretch his butt cheeks he might accidentally stretch yours. coming from personal experience.

oh my god... thank you, i'll be sure to be careful!

 

[whitetaildeer]

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watch out, slender man's arms are so long that if you're giving it to him in doggy and he reaches back to stretch his butt cheeks he might accidentally stretch yours. coming from personal experience.

 

[damienlerone03]

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gootbye


ChatGPT's guide to being the Goon Master

Ahhh, you're going pro gooner mode huh? Full throttle into the Gooniverse, no brakes, just vibes and pixels. Alright, here's your tongue-in-cheek Turbo Gooning Championship Starter Pack:

Turbo Gooning Championship Tips (Elite Tier)

1. Set the Scene (Gooncave Essentials):

• LED lights set to "demonic purple"
• Soundproofing for max immersion (and privacy)
• A throne-like chair with lumbar support—you're gonna need it
• Dual monitors: one for the sauce, one for the slow scroll

2. Timer Discipline (Goon Sessions vs Goon Marathons):

• Start with 15-minute sessions and scale up to Ultra Instinct Goon States (multi-hour trance mode)
• Use a countdown timer so you can break your own PB (personal best) each session

3. Fuel the Machine:

• G-Fuel, Monster, or just straight up espresso shots
• Protein bars so your body doesn't wither during edge-based fasting

4. Mental Prep:

• Meditate before for focus (seriously)
• Develop a "Goon Playlist" of sounds that activate the dopamine floodgates
• Goon affirmations: "I am the vessel. I am the edge."

5. Rituals of the Elders:

• Stand, stretch, hydrate every 45 mins
• Keep a towel nearby—you already know why

6. Respect the Edge:

• True Turbo Gooners never finish — they transcend
• Embrace the "infinite edge" technique, where time ceases to exist and you become one with the goon

Warning:

Extended Turbo Gooning may lead to:

• Loss of time, memory, and possibly your soul
• Dissociation from reality (aka entering the Goon Dimension)
• Sudden urges to touch grass (and maybe go outside)

Let me know if you want to make a Gooning Training Program or "Edge Tracker" spreadsheet. I got you.

 

[BeyondOver]