Venting Guinness World Record for Lazy

[Monolithian]

I've unofficially made a world record for laziest person on the planet. I have a million things to get done and I just.... can't. I haven't been able to do anything for weeks. I'm so tired and I don't know why. I've been clawing through each day by my fingernails and it gets harder and harder each time. I'm worthless. I'm nothing. I can't do anything right. I'm a burden and a disgrace and I deserve nothing, not even peace.

I've been trying to get things done, I really have. I've even tried to be nice to myself, even though I don't deserve it, and just settle for studying or applying for scholarships in bed that day. I pound energy drinks just to fall asleep right after. I can't find it in me to engage with much. I don't know what is wrong with me that I don't even have it in me to doomscroll on tiktok, for fucks sake. I'm so braindead and lobotomized and stupid and worthless and obnoxious and just a leech on society and the people around me. The world doesn't wait for people like me. It doesn't care.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know how to fix it. I keep clinging to these delusions of friends and life and education and a career like a codependent fucking jackass. I'm a worthless fucking maggot. I'm a burden. I don't even know why I'm entertaining the idea of continuing school, obviously everyone around me deserves my career and I don't.

God, I wish I wasn't stupid and worthless and useless and lazy and just.....girl whatever.

 

[NutOrat]

Woah there, first off, don't get ahead of yourself. You'd have to compete with me for that title, and trust me it ain't gonna be close

But really, I feel you. All of this post speaks to me from start to finish, I have these same self-depricating thoughts. Let me tell you - you're not a burden or the other things you described. You're an unwilling participant in this shitty existence, and you're most likely struggling with depression and/or other conditions that are weighing you down like balls and chains. Yeah, doomscrolling and too much online probably isn't helping, but you're not at fault for the vast majority of things you've described.

Be kind to yourself! I say that as my own biggest hater. You don't realize how much I relate to this post, and I just want you to not do what I'm doing to myself all the time. And if we can't be kind to ourselves , at least we can try to be kind to others

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

I only have one thing going for me and you want to claim it for yourself?

 

[OnMyLast Legs]

Yeah, I'm deep in idleness now. The only things that make me feel a little bit better are cooking myself in the hot tub and jacking off. I live on the couch.

 

[indiannarose]

I do not leave my bed
Braindead lobotomized gang

Seriously tho pretty sure humans just laid around in ancient times after the hunting and gathering was done. If there is food in your fridge I consider this natural behaviour. The average person is an over achieving dancing monkey. U r a normal person. In my opinion.