"Did you know you sold somebody a chair and they used it to end their life?"
No
"Did you know this person well?"
No
"So you're telling me you had no involvement in the Tickle Me Elmo thing?"
What are you talking about...?
"We found him with a scarf around his neck, his pants down, some questionable fluid on the front of his britches, and a Tickle Me Elmo toy fastened to his buttocks, the batteries were dead. But of course, Lo and behold, your chair you sold him knocked over at the scene as well. You had no part in assisting this?"
What the fu#%, no!