Discussion Funerals

[On Replay]

When it comes to dying, I don't want a funeral. Bury me and be done with it, though I feel family would go against my wishes and do it anyway.

What's the point ? I never really had a strong bond or ability to connect with any of them. They don't really know me as I've never been able to be myself with anyone but myself (and my cat lol because it's just Me & her in my apartment)

Idk. Feels like a waste of money to me. And it's not like they actually really knew me anyway. Also, the pictures they have of me are all atrocious, I hate them all. Hate family photos . I don't want everyone staring at ugly collages of my face. Insult to injury damn

Would you want one ?

 

[StolenLife]

No I don't want a funeral. When I'm dead my body won't matter anymore anyways. Literally I'm fine with being thrown in the trash. Funerals are a waste of time and money and in a few generations I'll be exhumed anyway since there will be no one left who remembers me.

 

[Sick of it all]

Just harvest what organs are still good and ship me off to a medical research facility. Maybe I can do some good in my death.

 

[FuneralCry]

No, of course not. I don't want to be remembered, I just want to be forgotten about like I never existed at all. My life is so meaningless and insignificant.

 

[MakeUpAName4Me]

I wanna fade away…I hate all the fake love I'm gonna receive AFTER I'm gone

 

[Sad_Sack]

I don't want a funeral either. In fact I've told my wife to just not attempt to claim my body and let the state handle it. The whole process is a ridiculous money making scheme that takes advantage of tragedy and grieving people. Nothing good comes from the whole process. First your loved one dies and you are dealing with that. Then you have to got through all of the arrangements and that is a hard a disturbing process and takes days, all the whole knowing the actual funeral is coming and it will be heartbreaking. Then the funeral and the wake and you've been bled dry with the cost if casket, embalming if you choose, services, paying A priest if that's your thing, the plot, the heastone or even an urn and then cremation costs. I've been through it twice with my parents and it is horrible. It would have been much better if after they passed the state just disposed of the bodies and you are left to grieve on your own schedule without all of the bullshit.

 

[Lawliet]

while i agree with you and i don't want a funeral, they're more for the living than the dead. if it helps people to grieve and move on from me then so be it. i just don't want a religious funeral. mormons make a really big deal of them and i would die a second time if they like, sang "i am a child of god" at my funeral lmao

DEFINITELY don't want an open casket. those are so weird. don't pump me full of chemicals, i want to rot in the dirt

 

[almaranthine]

A funeral would be the ultimate embarrassment to me... no one would show up for me; it would just be friends of my 3 grieving family members that I have left. There would be no one to invite on my behalf. They wouldn't even have a recent photo of me to display. I don't want an obituary, a grave or anything either. If my mom wants my ashes so be it. I would try to transfer her any money I have left before I die because I have no idea if medical debt collectors will try to come after my nonexistent "assets" after I'm gone. I cannot imagine having to go through the death of a close relative and have to be the one taking care of all that stuff, being executor of estate and everything, figuring out what to do with their stuff. God I couldn't do it.

 

[whywhywhy]

When it comes to dying, I don't want a funeral. Bury me and be done with it, though I feel family would go against my wishes and do it anyway.

What's the point ? I never really had a strong bond or ability to connect with any of them. They don't really know me as I've never been able to be myself with anyone but myself (and my cat lol because it's just Me & her in my apartment)

Idk. Feels like a waste of money to me. And it's not like they actually really knew me anyway. Also, the pictures they have of me are all atrocious, I hate them all. Hate family photos . I don't want everyone staring at ugly collages of my face. Insult to injury damn

Would you want one ?

I couldnt care less tbh as I would be already dead. People will still hold a funeral because its a society norm and to feed themselves the image that they are good people.

 

[Unhirable]

I would want a funeral where everyone makes fun of me in my absence.

Like a postmortem roast.

 

[On Replay]

I would want a funeral where everyone makes fun of me in my absence.

Like a postmortem roast.

only out of curiosity… why ?

 

[Unhirable]

only out of curiosity… why ?

Not really sure. I guess I just like the idea of people kicking me when im down (in the ground).