Front page of the New York Times

[Jenjoh2358]

I finally made it. I'm in the news ma!

 

[ScaredToLive]

Dad I proved you wrong!

 

[edu0z]

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I finally made it. I'm in the news ma!

it is that bad for this site?

 

[RainAndSadness]

On the other hand, this entire incident is truly meme-worthy. And let's be honest. The NYT doesn't give a damn about us.

 

[Jenjoh2358]

it is that bad for this site?

I don't think there's anything to worry about, it just made the front page today, (saw it like this on the store shelf!) another story will replace it tomorrow and people will sip their beverage to other news

 

[Kobusu]

Smh I shoulda been on that list of deaths too. One day

 

[rationalis]

The New York Times authors were also interviewed on today's NYT podcast, I think it is called The Daily.

 

[Simba]

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They should seriously grow a pair. The sooner the better..

 

[Catloaf]

Use it as a toilet paper.

 

[Jenjoh2358]

Use it as a toilet paper.

Might have a nice fire this week

 

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hello world! look at my sexy face!

 

[healthrecovery]

They should have at least linked the website in article..it now looks like a 70ties underground porn scene article with no sources

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

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Hey look ma I made it.

 

[yive]

Use it as a toilet paper.

this. best comment ^^^ "suicide prevention" is pure sadism. it is our body, you have no right to force us to live. you can't even imagine how TERRIBLE suffering can be for some people, idiots, and you want to deprive us of the right to choose? it is exploitation. you are INCREDIBLY cruel and selfish

 

[Manaaja]

I'M FAMOUS!!!!! Now I have appeared on tv and in maga..... Wait a minute, I have actually appeared in magazine once already. This is my second time in magazine. But the first time on New York Times's cover! This is like winning the Oscars!

One of my favorite authors might be New York Times best selling author, but he sure isn't New York Times cover star! I have achieved more in life than him lol lol lol.... I'd still want to write for Blizzard though. Oh wait, they are a bad company now.

To all the people reading this, remember to like the post, comment, and subscribe to my Onlyfans account! Can't wait for my Onlyfans subs to triple!

Maybe I can be the new bathgirl gamer or Critical. I wonder if any rich and good-looking man or woman or non-binary New York Times reader reading this will marry me and make me rich.

Wait, what do you mean the readers will just come here and call us lazy, entitled and whiny? They don't want to help us by subscribing to our Onlyfans's accounts? Oh shit... I take back what I wrote. Forget it. And here I was feeling happier and less suicidal than in months when I was thinking about all the Onlyfans subs...