First attempt, Here we go!

[MF_D00M]

Ok so like, this probably won't work but I'll just do it for the heck of it.
I'm Planning to induce a heart attack by exhaustion and caffeine overdose in a short time, as I don't want my death to be recognised as suicide but rather an accident.
I got like, eerrrr, 4 Energy drinks right now and a jar of coffee. I'm planning to firstly exhaust myself naturally with workouts and stuff 'till I feel my heart starting to hurt then I mix the energy drinks with the coffee and drink them in a short time.
Like I said this probably won't work but who knows, maybe God will be kind to me and I get to be remembered as the dude who died doing workouts, Nice way to go, I gotta say.

What do y'all think?

 

[bigballsniqqa]

would strongly recommend against doing this lol but itd be interesting to see what happens

 

[unluckysadness]

Be careful with this plan. I have an ex colleague who got 2 heart attacks in april and she went weeks in hospital. If you fail, that's what's going to happen. Now she must live with 40% heart capacity. But I understand your idea. I have severe sleep apnea so I have huge risks for heart failure, but ending in hospital is very scary for me.

 

[Pale_Rider]

I'll also recommend against this. Sounds like only damage can be accomplished. Then you are going to be on radar. Trust me you don't want that.

 

[333s]

too recommend against it. heart attacks are really dangerous but their lethality for young healthy individual is relatively low, even if you wont go to the hospital/there's no one around to send you to it
damaging your heart is worsening your life lol..

 

[eggsausagerice]

you're gonna hurt yourself brother. i don't think taking massive amounts of caffeine will be seen as an accident, and you'll probably have to go to the hospital to get treatment.

 

[ultradespair]

Please dont try this, there are better alternatives.

I know youre hurting and want a way out but I dont think this is the way <3

 

[Forveleth]

You're gonna puke, feel like shit, and then not be able to sleep for a day and a half.

Oh yeah, and live

 

[DeadSouls]

I don't think that will kill you, just add to your suffering. :(

 

[Rockman]

I think you spent your time researching the methods very meticulously.
I would add one dose of paracetamol to this recipe for a moral hangover.

 

[MF_D00M]

would strongly recommend against doing this lol but itd be interesting to see what happens

Welp, that was a big waste of time and money, I couldn't bring myself to drink the coffee and energy drink mixture due to bitterness and after 4 cans of energy drink, I hardly felt any difference apart from distorted vision. Hardly any heart pain.

Maybe I should put this suicide thing on hold until I finish my finals, then adapt to an unhealthy diet of energy drinks instead for water and see where that's gonna get me.

 

[AnxietyHangover]

Welp, that was a big waste of time and money, I couldn't bring myself to drink the coffee and energy drink mixture due to bitterness and after 4 cans of energy drink, I hardly felt any difference apart from distorted vision. Hardly any heart pain.

Maybe I should put this suicide thing on hold until I finish my finals, then adapt to an unhealthy diet of energy drinks instead for water and see where that's gonna get me.

It will get you nowhere, you'll still be hydrated but you'll end up with kidney stones and those hurt like hell, especially when you pass them through the urethra.

 

[roommate]

Welp, that was a big waste of time and money, I couldn't bring myself to drink the coffee and energy drink mixture due to bitterness and after 4 cans of energy drink, I hardly felt any difference apart from distorted vision. Hardly any heart pain.

Maybe I should put this suicide thing on hold until I finish my finals, then adapt to an unhealthy diet of energy drinks instead for water and see where that's gonna get me.

I hope you're not serious right now

 

[MF_D00M]

I hope you're not serious right now

Yeah, I know that doesn't sound too bright.
Guess I should give up on this whole suicide thing and just wait out, Idk.

 

[INYGTRMTFMO]

Yeah, I know that doesn't sound too bright.
Guess I should give up on this whole suicide thing and just wait out, Idk.

If life is even remotely tolerable, it's never a bad idea to hold on for the hope of better days.

Good luck on your finals. I hope your summer break brings you at least some fun and enjoyment.

Personal anecdote: I'm not a fan of energy drinks, but I do love coffee and probably drink about 400-500mg a day and have for nearly a decade now (save for when I was pregnant and newly nursing). Heart problems run in my family, and I was told by a cardiologist that I have mild heart palps and should watch the caffeine (though I do also have an anxiety disorder that may contribute to that). So far, my heart is holding out plenty strong despite the rigorous caffeine abuse and constantly high stress.

Conversely, my dad only drinks a cup a day (and a small one at that), and he had a heart attack when I was 7 (he survived but had a shunt put in).

Point to this story is that it's not always straightforward to predict who will have a heart attack and when. You have people who are bedbound from the most extreme cases of obesity who don't have attacks, and you have the most health-conscious atheists whose hearts just stop.

 

[soon4good]

Ok so like, this probably won't work but I'll just do it for the heck of it.
I'm Planning to induce a heart attack by exhaustion and caffeine overdose in a short time, as I don't want my death to be recognised as suicide but rather an accident.
I got like, eerrrr, 4 Energy drinks right now and a jar of coffee. I'm planning to firstly exhaust myself naturally with workouts and stuff 'till I feel my heart starting to hurt then I mix the energy drinks with the coffee and drink them in a short time.
Like I said this probably won't work but who knows, maybe God will be kind to me and I get to be remembered as the dude who died doing workouts, Nice way to go, I gotta say.

What do y'all think?

I think caffeine or any stimulant for that matter when used to attempt OD as a method for CTB is not a good idea. Would be a very unpleasant (and very possibly unsuccesful) way to go. If you wanted to use exhausting yourself and then OD after as a method, I'd recommend at least going with alcohol poisoning if nothing else is available.