Favorite Quotes

[21Neberg]

"Life's a gift and I want to return it"

-some rap video I forgot the name of

 

[therhydler]

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." -Terry Pratchett

Nice! I love Pratchett.

 

[therhydler]

Another one by Pratchett I like:

"I meant" said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
(@gingerplum ;))

 

[MistakesHappen]

"Hey, nice melons"
-okyeah

Can i Double-Like it?

 

[MistakesHappen]

"In the Beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

 

[DeadlyLiving]

"Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"But in the end one needs more courage to kill himself than to live."
- Eric Von Gerö

 

[Floraknife]

"In the Beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Hehehe

 

[AndyCurious]

When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, so I asked for a slow one..

Also me

 

[DeadlyLiving]

"I mean they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."

- Bankys

 

[Chinaski]

"Unban me pls" - anon.

 

[Johnnythefox]

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.
- Aristotle

 

[Smilla]

"Pls unban me, I did something stupid because I wanted to feel what being banned felt like"

@Deafsn0w

 

[Johnnythefox]

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
- Michael Stipe

 

[Smilla]

"Fuck off, Bitch"

@Volatile

 

[DeadlyLiving]

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.
- Aristotle

Okay that sounds highly complex and it's giving me a headache

 

[Johnnythefox]

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But, so is thunder and lightning.
- Clint Eastwood

 

[Hopeless_soul]

'Then, all of a sudden, I started to cry. I couldn't help it. I did it so nobody could hear me, but I did it. It scared hell out of old Phoebe when I started doing it, and she came over and tried to make me stop, but once you get started, you can't just stop on a goddam dime'.

The Catcher in the Rye- Salinger.

 

[Armadillo]

Okay that sounds highly complex and it's giving me a headache

It's one of the formulations of the non-contradiction principle IIRC, one of the pillars of aristotelian logic.

Basically is like saying that X cannot be and not be at the same time.
Or, in other words, if X is saying it's not is false and vice versa.

 

[JustAboutDone]

"Pls unban me, I did something stupid because I wanted to feel what being banned felt like"

@Deafsn0w

Sorry but massive lollllllll

 

[JustAboutDone]

"Don't judge a man by where he is, because you don't know how far he has come."

C.S. Lewis

 

[ReadyasEver]

Nothing changed me more than the birth of my son. Suddenly there were no more spontaneous happy hours after work, no more late night movies, you couldn't have paid me to attend a dinner party. My love for my son came on like a tidal wave. It was complete, natural, and instinctive.

Tim Russert
Wisdom of Our Fathers

 

[AndyCurious]

If you are going to lie, remember what you have said..

Me

 

[Koal]

"Usually when people ask how I'm doing the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty, so if I say 'I'm doing shitty' then they say 'Why? What's wrong?' And I have to be like 'I don't know, all of it?' So instead when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say 'I am doing so great'"
- BoJack Horseman

"It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say 'Yeah, another day let's do it!', How do people do it? I don't know how"
- BoJack Horseman

"You're a real stupid piece of shit, but I know I'm a piece of shit, that at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't know that they're pieces of shit, or is it worse?"
- BoJack Horseman

"Too bad that didn't kill me"
- Squidward

 

[JustAboutDone]

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live."


Norman Cousins

 

[Hopeless_soul]

'And hey barkeep, what's keepin' you, keep pourin' drinks
For all these palookas, hey you know what I thinks'.

-Waits.

 

[About_to_Go]

"Usually when people ask how I'm doing the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty, so if I say 'I'm doing shitty' then they say 'Why? What's wrong?' And I have to be like 'I don't know, all of it?' So instead when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say 'I am doing so great'"
- BoJack Horseman

"It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say 'Yeah, another day let's do it!', How do people do it? I don't know how"
- BoJack Horseman

"You're a real stupid piece of shit, but I know I'm a piece of shit, that at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't know that they're pieces of shit, or is it worse?"
- BoJack Horseman

"Too bad that didn't kill me"
- Squidward

I love Bojack Horseman. So many good quotes from that show.

 

[Misanthrope]

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." J. Krishnamurti

 

[BeyondtheVeil]

"Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own."

-Paulo Coelho

 

[ReadyasEver]

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, your dog would go in and you would stay out.

Mark Twain

 

[Whatshername]

All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe