Discussion Favorite euphemisms for CTB?

[Squiddy]

My favorite one before learning about ctb is kick the bucket

 

[Swoods]

I always liked being on the wrong side of the dirt.

 

[Yolonoodle]

Closing Time

 

[ChoclateIsSweet]

Becoming a ghost

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Sorry about the third comment. There is one more I use currently.

"Obtaining another happy meal flag"

 

[sadbadpsychogirl]

"quit the squad" as in the cheerleading squad. i don't know why but i think its kinda funny

 

[TheQ22]

"You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with The Reaper." - The Grim Reaper, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

 

[Choronzon]

Giving an obol to Charon.
Getting out of the kitchen.

 

[Meretlein]

Extinguishing oneself
Offing oneself
Sailing away
Blast off

 

[timeisnigh]

i prefer closing the books to catching the bus, and i LOL'd at Blast Off since I want to give myself lead poisoning. Thanks @Meretlein

 

[LonelyNick]

Un-alive myself
Aliven't

Still the best ones imo xD

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

I like the spiritual-sounding "surrender my body". This suggests that I'm a soul and have a body, as opposed to the mainstream thinking that reverses the two. It trolls the Judeo-Christian pro-lifers smashingly.

This reminds me. Back in late April 2020, when I first joined this site, I was walking outside without a mask. Some liberal Karen yelled at me: "You need to put your mask on! You're killing people! You have no soul!" I yelled back at her: "That's right: I don't have a soul. I AM a soul. I have a body." She was speechless. I walked away before she had a chance to answer me.

 

[spacehardware]

Bite the dust.

 

[T90-Alpha]

Post Natal Abortion

 

[waitingforrest]

Life speedrun WR

 

[may13]

"I think I finally found a treatment option that's going to work".

 

[lifeisbutadream]

Hop the westbound, or catch the westbound. It's an old hobo term for someone who died, as in: "Hobo Bill caught the westbound train".

 

[FalseStart]

go through with my exit strategy,
tie the magic knot,
do the magic knot ritual
kiss the boomstick

 

[alexlondon365]

i guess closing the business could work too :)

 

[°Celsuis_Caesar]

- Cashing Out
- Rolling a 7
- See you tomorrow

 

[Coffeebean77]

Take the dirt nap

 

[I need peace]

Getting the eternal sleep

 

[The_Flying_Fox]

Crossing the river.

(The Ancient Greeks thought that after death you crossed the river Styx.)

 

[Tortured Existence]

I just say "exit" or a variation.