Games Dumb Ways to Die

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Spending all of your current assets on McDonald's and eating all that McDonald's in one sitting.

Alive, but 10/10 would gorge myself to death on Kentucky's.

(If you were a werewolf)

Offer to be skinned alive so that they can make a stitchless fur coat.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive, even as a werewolf I don't think I'd quite accept being skinned alive just give me a silver bullet.

As a vampire: eating tons of Garlic bread, Garlic fries, and spaghetti with extra garlic. Oh and in broad daylight with not a cloud in the sky nor shade to lurk under.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

As a vampire: eating tons of Garlic bread, Garlic fries, and spaghetti with extra garlic. Oh and in broad daylight with not a cloud in the sky nor shade to lurk under.

Alive, because I'd probably be 1) nauseous to the pit of my stomach and 2) the butt of (culinary) jokes as a bag of garlic roasting under the sun.

DIY acupuncture: become a human pincushion by inserting needles into every possible acupoint.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive, I'm pretty sure there's some points I wouldn't even be able to reach on my own not to mention I really hate needles.

Taking a so-called "depression vaccine" that's supposed to remove all sadness and suicidal urges but clinical trials show it has a 70% mortality rate.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Taking a so-called "depression vaccine" that's supposed to remove all sadness and suicidal urges but clinical trials show it has a 70% mortality rate.

Dead, because why not? Sign me up.

(In medieval Europe)

Challenge the Pope's authority and be condemned to burn at the stake.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive, if I were around back then I probably wouldn't feel the need to question the church anyway without a good reason. Plus I'm not getting burned lol...

You eat a piece of food that was dropped on the ground and unknowingly left there for more than five seconds, thus rendering it lethal.

 

[HikiKomoriF0rDecade]

Alive

Discussing women rights with Taliban in-person.

 

[Euthanza]

This thread be like

Alive

Discussing women rights with Taliban in-person.

Dead
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Hoping trickle down economy effect on my bank account

 

[bowtown]

Shake your head until you collapse

 

[castler]

Alive

Stab yourself in the neck with a fork

Joe Lewis walker - stick a fork in me (some people aren't scurred of the fork.)

 

[Suspect_Device]

Dead.

Eat at Long John Silvers (including breakfast) for an entire month.

 

[castler]

Dead

Decapitated

 

[anaconda]

Dead

Electrocuted

 

[suicidalwillreturn]

Alive

Tetanus Infection due to rat bite

 

[TiredLostHope20]

watermelon eating

 

[jodes2]

Alive

Death by starvation

 

[Alabama_death]

Alive

Surviving a gunshot because the bullet got stuck. Instead dying of a bee sting at the same time, because you're allergic

 

[jodes2]

Dead.

Shaving off hair and choking on it while trying to swallow

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Alive I not much hair on me atm just got a trim

Snorkelling in a coral reef when a giant bucket scopes water including you up without you knowing to pour out a bush fire

 

[makethepainstop]

Break into the lion's enclosure at the local zoo, while carrying a bible turned to the book of Daniel and thinking that the lions will not eat you because your name is Danny!

 

[jodes2]

Strap yourself to London dungeon's rack

 

[WhenTheyCry]

Dead

Eaten by crocodiles

 

[Unlovable98]

Alive. too painful.

Intentionally exposing yourself to radiation.

 

[deprezz3124]

Alive.

Take too much LSD

 

[oneeyed]

Alive. Don't think lsd is actually all that toxic but you would lose your mind if it didn't work.

Use a giant rubber band like Wyle E Coyote to propel yourself into a wall.

 

[Endex]

Road rage

 

[Csmith8827]

Alive. Don't think lsd is actually all that toxic but you would lose your mind if it didn't work.

Use a giant rubber band like Wyle E Coyote to propel yourself into a wall.

Alive. I did it already but it wasn't a rubber band...it was a drug overdose and I've been scarred for life ever since! (The cartoon reference is highly relevant though...kids and drugs these)

Meth Overdose?

 

[Unending]

Alive, uppers are just not my thing in any context lol (other than the mild stimulant, caffeine, of course)

Dive out of an aircraft at highest altitudes as if you were aiming for a swimming pool?

 

[Csmith8827]

Alive. Geronimo is too badass of a concept to kill me. (and a badass song as well if you have spotify then here...the artwork is badass....https://open.spotify.com/track/3VAwH0vRDwvKl8jRVnQU0w?si=yIWaQSBpQF-tsONZSjtR7Q)

Umm...Getting in a fist fight with some overpowered thug/psycho in prison? (Like he's wayyy stronger and crazier than you?)

 

[ts0hill]

Dead.
Get a pet cow but it accidentally sits on you