Games Dumb Ways to Die

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death

drinking vodka through your eyeball.... 'eye ball paul' style (from kevin and perry go large)

 

[Squiddy]

Death

A ton of asian beetles crawling all over you biting you and you choking on a few

 

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death

being impaled up the sphincter with a bog brush

 

[Squiddy]

Death

Drowning in a pool of other people's spit

 

[Isadeth]

Death

Getting adjusted by a chiropractor and breaking your neck.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Alive, but paralysed.

Launch a plane made of an old caravan, by running it over a cliff.

 

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alive

having your nuts bit off by a squirrel

 

[Deleted member 10430]

Alive (i lack the relevant genitalia ;p )

Plucking your body apart with tweezers .. skin, fat, muscle, tendons, etc etc . Presumably you'd bleed out on reaching major vessels??

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Alive - I don't expect many would make it as far as blood vessels, except maybe wrists? Depends on how well the individual can fight the Survival InstinctTM.


Snorting coal dust.

 

[Deleted member 10430]

Dead but I'm guessing itd take a while
ie yeah, i think id give it a go!

Freeze/ suffocate to death by climbing into a chest freezer

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Tigers eat you alive

Dead.

Volunteer to be a Vietnam War Tunnel Rat.

Spoiler

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive

Continuously consuming butter, fat, or lard until your arteries clog and you get a heart attack and die.

 

[Deleted member 10430]

Fuck yeah, pretty much doing that anyway.

Drink Olbas oil
(Fucking Google it!)

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

No idea what that is but sure, dead.

Bully someone until they get mad enough to call a SWAT team on you and give them your address.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Dead, about sixteen times over.

Stab your wrists repeatedly with those four-coloured retractable ballpoint pens.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Dead, about sixteen times over.

Stab your wrists repeatedly with those four-coloured retractable ballpoint pens.

Alive.

Kidnap a wealthy politician's son/daughter and demand a massive ransom.

Spoiler

In my country kidnappers get sentenced either to death or life imprisonment.

 

[Ironweed]

Alive. But grossed out. (edit: this was a response to the turkey vulture way to die.)

Stick your head in a hive of killer bees.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive. Fuck bees.

Destroy a single beehive by setting off a bomb that kills everything in a 50-mile radius.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Destroy a single beehive by setting off a bomb that kills everything in a 50-mile radius.

Dead. Who doesn't love overkill?

Journey back in time to the Tiananmen square protests and pose for a selfie atop an APC.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive. I don't do selfie's.

Time travel back to the past before you were born and stop your parents from ever conceiving you by turning your father into an incel and convincing your mother to get a hysterectomy.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Time travel back to the past before you were born and stop your parents from ever conceiving you by turning your father into an incel and convincing your mother to get a hysterectomy.

Dead, a hundread times over. A game-breaker, this one.

Smear milk or honey over yourself and let insects and other vermin devour you over time.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Alive. I hate insects and I'm pretty sure it would be pretty hard to actually die this way unless they were like fire ants or yellowjackets which uh, no thanks.

Setting off really big fireworks that are illegal due to being highly explosive.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Setting off really big fireworks that are illegal due to being highly explosive.

Dead. I like the idea of taking others with me.

In a human-shaped cage, hung on public display to die from exposure to the elements. or from thirst and starvation.

Spoiler

Gibbeting

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Painful as it sounds...possibly dead. Only if it's used as a public method of execution and I feel like that's what I deserve.

Working as a telephone pole technician and one day your shoes are just a bit too slippery......

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Working as a telephone pole technician and one day your shoes are just a bit too slippery......

Dead. I consider electrocution a merciful escape. I'd probably die without knowing it.

Be martyred for your beliefs, religious or not. How you die is up to your persecutors.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Probably dead, I'm pretty stubborn when it comes to some of my beliefs.

Playing a prank on strangers by threatening them with a fake gun only for the next person you prank to have a real gun on them when you try to scare them.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Playing a prank on strangers by threatening them with a fake gun only for the next person you prank to have a real gun on them when you try to scare them.

Alive. Sadly, I wish this one worked. Where I live, airsoft guns aren't even allowed as they look too realistic. Giving your NERF gun a paint job and brandishing it at people in your neighbourhood is only going to get you arrested and thrown in jail.

Self-immolation to make a political statement.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Probably alive. Don't care about politics THAT much...

Jump up and down on a dragon's belly until it wakes up and tries to kill you.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Jump up and down on a dragon's belly until it wakes up and tries to kill you.

Dead. Actually, it depends on the creature's intelligence. If the dragon's not very smart I think my death will be fairly quick and painless. The chromatic dragons of D&D on the other hand...

(If you were a vampire in a medieval fantasy setting)

Provoke a trigger-happy, armed to the teeth peasant lynch mob out for blood.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Dead, triggering people like that can be fun.

Spending all of your current assets on McDonald's and eating all that McDonald's in one sitting.