Games Dumb Ways to Die

[jodes2]

Eat until you pop

 

[Bardo]

Eat until you pop

Mafia goons kidnap and stuff you into a chicken drumstick and serve to Trump.

 

[jodes2]

Dive into shark infested waters with pork chops tied to your extremities

 

[Bardo]

Dive into shark infested waters with pork chops tied to your extremities

Snorting rogaine until your lungs fill with pubic hair

 

[jodes2]

Boofing 3 litres of vodka

 

[Bardo]

Boofing 3 litres of vodka

Getting an ASStral STD from Kim K's bodacious aura (gladly)

 

[jodes2]

Death by axing off all your limbs and bleeding out

 

[Bardo]

Death by axing off all your limbs and bleeding out

Take -out from Chipotle.

 

[jodes2]

Drilling holes in your skull

 

[Bardo]

Drilling holes in your skull

Melania Trump death stare

 

[randy]

super-gluing yourself to a submarine

 

[jodes2]

Become a trans girl and walk around naked in Saudi Arabia shouting you're gay

 

[Bardo]

super-gluing yourself to a submarine

Rubbing Michael Jordan's head until the static electricity electrocutes you from a 3-point range.

 

[jodes2]

Drinking superglue

 

[Bardo]

Drinking superglue

Listening to the Bodyguard soundtrack until your fucking head explodes!

 

[jodes2]

Snorting a kilo of cocaine til your heart explodes

 

[Dry-Finding7733]

A shootout in the aftermath of a failed bank robbery

 

[jodes2]

Rolling around in razor blades

 

[Bardo]

Rolling around in razor blades

death by goldfish

 

[jodes2]

Slow death by smoking 500 cigarettes a day

 

[Bardo]

Slow death by smoking 500 cigarettes a day

Getting stuck in a cotton candy machine. (why were you in there in the first place?)

 

[jodes2]

Burning yourself to death with one cigarette lighter and nothing flammable at all

 

[suwuicidal]

Burning yourself to death with one cigarette lighter and nothing flammable at all

alive

 

[jodes2]

Glue your anus shut and pop

 

[Unending]

Try to jump off of a skyscraper into the water you see off in the distance because you'll "Probably be able to make it"

 

[jodes2]

Die from eating sand

 

[JJMaynard97]

Alive

Riding your bike of a Quarry or Mountain

 

[MidnightCat]

Alive (I've more or less done it with my motorcycle and still here)

Get some Surströmming all over your body and go to a beach full of hungry seagulls.

 

[Danyyyyy]

Alive

swallow pillow stuffing

 

[waterloo024]

Alive

Attempt to bite a wooden table and swallow the chunk