I'd really rather not be found, but I don't want to cause my family more misery than necessary. I'm thinking of ctb out in the woods somewhere, and then using one of those "send an email in the future" services to tell local authorities the GPS coordinates of my body. (Or at least where it was the last time I saw it, lol.) That way there's a good chance it'll be people from the Medical Examiner's office who find what's left of me. Presumably they're used to that sort of thing, so they won't be as traumatized as a random member of the public might be (or worse, someone who knew me).