Method CTB via assassination

[KLUF]

This is mostly absurd but

I've got a 1000 IQ idea that it might be possible to hire an assassin anonymously somewhere in deep web and tell them to use pistol and shoot me in the head. Pay half in advance, then set up a payment in such a way that if I do not respond in, say, 2 days, the other half will automatically be transferred to the assassin with message like "Thanks buddy, good job :thumb_up: Now I'm at peace". Too bad the client won't be around to see their face expression

Yes this is quite expensive but one can theorize.

 

[Alec]

I think I've read Angelina Jolie wanted to use this method. I've thought about it too.

 

[lostangel]

It's good to theorize. But with all that money and risk I don't see why you don't get N or something else and another thing you don't know when the hit man is going to kill you.

 

[Jumper Geo]

I would not even attempt it there are loads of stories where someone has tried to hire a hit men/women and it usually ends up an under cover cop and they are imprisoned for a long time or an internet scam, read the link below it will give you a better understanding of the scams.

Like people have mentioned buying N from A and C would be a better less riskier option.

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/kill-list-dark-web-hitmen

Cheers

Geo

 

[TotallyIsolated]

I fantasize about getting mugged, and trying deliberately to get stabbed or something.

 

[TheEndIsNigh31]

I fantasize about getting mugged, and trying deliberately to get stabbed or something.

So do I especially here in the uk knifes are a big problem.

I would not even attempt it there are loads of stories where someone has tried to hire a hit men/women and it usually ends up an under cover cop and they are imprisoned for a long time or an internet scam, read the link below it will give you a better understanding of the scams.

Like people have mentioned buying N from A and C would be a better less riskier option.

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/kill-list-dark-web-hitmen

Cheers

Geo

Imprisoned for trying to kill yourself that would be odd

 

[Jumper Geo]

I fantasize about getting mugged, and trying deliberately to get stabbed or something.

Well come to London where you will get stabbed to death for looking at someone.

Tashan Daniel: Arsenal fan stabbed on Tube 'for looking at killer'

Tashan Daniel was stabbed by a knife "designed for NATO military aircraft rescues", court hears.

www.bbc.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

 

[Deleted member 14386]

Most (if not all) darknet assassins are actually FBI/DEA/NSA - GCHQ, Europol etc. There has not been one sucessful assassination (on the darknet) I have ever heard of that has been real. Even if you wanted to, the last listing I read was 10k.
edit: you could pay someone 5k to receive N, F or SN anything and still come out cheaper.
or better still 5 randoms 1k each and see which one arrives

So do I especially here in the uk knifes are a big problem.

Imprisoned for trying to kill yourself that would be odd

I think it's still conspiracy to murder

 

[Jumper Geo]

So do I especially here in the uk knifes are a big problem.

Imprisoned for trying to kill yourself that would be odd

Yeah it would be odd, lol maybe not a really long prison sentence if the hit is on yourself, probably sectioned for a while.

Cheers

Geo

 

[TheEndIsNigh31]

Oh right

 

[Deleted member 14386]

Yeah it would be odd, lol maybe not a really long prison sentence if the hit is on yourself, probably sectioned for a while.

Cheers

Geo

That'd be quite an interesting movie actually lol, "theendisnigh vs theendisnigh" coming this fall

 

[TheEndIsNigh31]

Yeah it would be odd, lol maybe not a really long prison sentence if the hit is on yourself, probably sectioned for a while.

Cheers

Geo

Hospitals don't like sectioning me I can attempt and be saved from death so many times they just send me home lol.

Yea be bit odd.
Oi mate what you in prison for.
Err conspiracy to murder.....
Damn son who you try to kill..
Myself....
Ok well im going to sit over there lol

That'd be quite an interesting movie actually lol, "theendisnigh vs theendisnigh" coming this fall

ok I havent laughed alot lately but that tickled me alot.

Jason statham plays as the endisnigh trying to kill his nemesis theendisnigh played by Jason statham

 

[Deleted member 14386]

that narration fits your avatar perfectly haha
"you know how I got these scars?"
"Huh, your weird mate"
"I hired a shitty killer who shot my lips off, no refund"
"man what a dick I'll do it for free!"

edit: actually Jason Statham would have way better lines, you could make it like the movie looper

 

[Jumper Geo]

I new there must be a film somewhere, lol

I Hired a Contract Killer (1990) ⭐ 7.2 | Comedy, Crime, Drama

1h 19m | Not Rated

www.imdb.com

Cheers

Geo

 

[TheEndIsNigh31]

@Jumper Geo @drowinginsorrowww and the actual film with jet lee and Jason Stalham "THE ONE" Where he goes killing himself throughout parallel universes

 

[Will-I-Dream]

The most likely scenario would either be a scam or a sting, non resulting in your actual demise.

However, you could set up some kind of deadman's switch that would send the full amount in crypto to any address provided they have a password, this could be on you (or inside you)

Then simply put the info online and wait for someone to collect the bounty.

 

[TAW122]

I don't find this method to be reliable nor practical. There is too much risk involved and at the best case, you'd be out of your money and disappointed/angry/sad, while the worst case is getting into a sting and then being locked up in a mental ward, psych ward, and/or other unwanted consequences.

The most likely scenario would either be a scam or a sting, non resulting in your actual demise.

^ This.

 

[Aap]

three possible outcomes: 1. Scam (most likely) 2. Medical or legal issues due to hiring a law enforcement official. 3. You hire someone who by the very definition likes to hurt, maim, or kill people and hope for a good outcome??

You are asking someone who likes hurting people to "do the right thing" and give you a swift end and hoping it will turn out ok.