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[mjolnir]

129.604

 

[Arvayn]

129,603

I don't think getting isekai'd require you to be re-birthed...

It would be way funnier, though.
If I was an isekai protagonist, I'd just ignore the whole amassing a harem and saving the world thing, and do my best to reach comfort as fast as possible. I don't have the energy or idealism for heroics.
"Oh, hero! The princess has been kidnapped by the goblin army of the Demon Lord! Please help us, we-"
"Yes, yes, can you show me to the holy sword already?"

 

[fujikofujiko]

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

129603

 

[Xi-Xi]

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

129603

No Longer Allowed in Another World

 

[Arvayn]

129,601

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

My friend once wrote a short story about an isekai protagonist who would keep being isekai'd to different worlds, every single time they died, endlessly. They'd keep their memories between loops, and they didn't even remember their original body or identity anymore.
The protagonist had 4 main personality features:
1. Incredibly jaded and regimented. Just straight up does not care, unfazed by everything. Disadvantaged in all forms of socializing.
2. Hilariously suicidal, aversive to any and all forms of struggle. Got captured by the enemy army? Whatever, will just willingly stop breathing and move on to the next world.
3. Highly hedonistic, will prioritize achieving a cushy life full of simple pleasures like comfort, food and women or men, and then will neglect literally everything until death.
4. In the extremely rare circumstance that they're convinced to actually try, they are terrifyingly competent.

I'd totally watch an isekai like this, or a parody of isekai.

 

[westerly_merlin]

129,602

 

[Xi-Xi]

129 601

 

[Arvayn]

129,600

Geez, moving my body with this disease is highly unpleasant... But alas, I am hungry and I cannot just be a vegetable.

 

[Xi-Xi]

Geez, moving my body with this disease is highly unpleasant... But alas, I am hungry and I cannot just be a vegetable.

129 559

Did you just realize you had it or something?

 

[Arvayn]

129,598

Did you just realize you had it or something?

Ha, that would be funny. But, no, I've been in bed up until this point, only really moving my hands. Fortunately or unfortunately, the bottomless pit in my stomach demands a sacrifice, and won't relent until it gets it!

 

[fujikofujiko]

129,601

My friend once wrote a short story about an isekai protagonist who would keep being isekai'd to different worlds, every single time they died, endlessly. They'd keep their memories between loops, and they didn't even remember their original body or identity anymore.
The protagonist had 4 main personality features:
1. Incredibly jaded and regimented. Just straight up does not care, unfazed by everything. Disadvantaged in all forms of socializing.
2. Hilariously suicidal, aversive to any and all forms of struggle. Got captured by the enemy army? Whatever, will just willingly stop breathing and move on to the next world.
3. Highly hedonistic, will prioritize achieving a cushy life full of simple pleasures like comfort, food and women or men, and then will neglect literally everything until death.
4. In the extremely rare circumstance that they're convinced to actually try, they are terrifyingly competent.

I'd totally watch an isekai like this, or a parody of isekai.

129,599

I have anhedonia from depression now, but I would have loved silly concepts like this. I'd read or watch it.

 

[Arvayn]

129,598

My trash bin is filled with endless tissues, stained with my fluids... (By that I mean my mucus, of course. What else could someone be thinking about?)

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

129,577

"If you were a heterosexual woman, I would tell you to be prepared to settle."

Ruin a date in 6 words or less

129,599