Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
- 4,704
Granted! Straight into a wall.
I wish I could eat whatever I want without feeling like shit.
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Granted! Straight into a wall.
I wish I could eat whatever I want without feeling like shit.
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
I love the wall.
Granted you won't feel like shit but you'll gain a massive amount of weight.
I wish I could do as many drugs as I wanted without side effects.
Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
- 4,704
Granted! Any recreational aspects count as "side effects" and you shall experience them no more.
I wish I hadn't gotten fat off my last wish.
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
Okay well you won't be fat, you'll be the skinniest man alive!
I wish I could correct my past.
enjolras
Dead are useless if not to love the living more
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1,293
Granted, but you cannot go back into the future to measure the impact.
I wish I could freeze the time
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K-O
FU(KOFFEE
- Apr 16, 2020
- 1,462
stopped! but you also freeze! and you just farted a silent but deadly one and it lingers for ever and ever..
i wish i was a man
i wish i was a man
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
Granted you'll freeze time in your wordt moment of life.
I wish I had the best food.
Off topic but yo, your crazy ass gota settle down. Otherwise hit me up in a pm.
enjolras
Dead are useless if not to love the living more
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1,293
What comes to mind : diarrhea?
Granted with priapism, released in a sauna with hot women, so you can endure both an embarrassing moment and the resistance to desire straight away: baptism of fire
I wish I could teleport
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Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
Hahaha, man you guys keep trying, but I'd still take it. Still better then my life.
You teleport into a fat mans anus.
I wish I could win the epic games. (Few will get this.)
Granted but U+U+D+D+L+R+L+R+B+A+B+A+Sel+Start and hollow victory. All games are affected.
I wish I was mortal.
I wish I was mortal.
Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
- 4,704
Granted! But rebirth as the same identity & circumstances is the only afterlife.
I wish humans would all wake up every four or five days in randomly different bodies: different sexes, races, sizes, ages, ablednesses.
lostangel
Enlightened
- Mar 22, 2019
- 1,051
Granted: But they can at any moment go back to their original bodies.
Wish: I wish we had the right to die.
Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
- 4,704
Granted! But we have to wait 70 years or so to do it. (Aaargh)
I wish I hadn't said that.
Despondent
Archangel
- Dec 20, 2019
- 6,777
Granted: but you can't say anything for an entire month.
I wish someone cared about me
I wish someone cared about me
Granted, but they turn out to be a mentally disturbed and dangerous stalker who kills anyone else who threatens them by trying to get close to you.
I wish my apartment was clean.
Granted: you wake up in the body of your worst enemy but only as a bystander. You are unable to communicate to anyone and are just the "little voice in the back of their head"
I wish I could protect my family from everything
I wish I could protect my family from everything
Despondent
Archangel
- Dec 20, 2019
- 6,777
Granted: but every time you protect your family from something, something bad would reflect its way onto you.
I wish I didn't have existence issues
shipwreck
Student
- May 7, 2020
- 155
Despondent
Archangel
- Dec 20, 2019
- 6,777
Granted: but you will relive the best memories for the shortest amount of time and the worst memories for an extended amount of time (shorter and longer than they actually were irl)
I wish I was happy
I wish I was happy
shipwreck
Student
- May 7, 2020
- 155
Granted! How are you recovering from your lobotomy?
I wish I could play the piano expertly
Arrow
Rewrite
- May 1, 2020
- 768
wish granted, but it only works when you're on a planet that is outside of this solar system.........
my wish is that i do not have to pay for anything i want here; i can get any item or luxury for free, anything from an icecream cone to a mansion.
Green Destiny
Life isn't worth the trouble.
- Nov 16, 2019
- 877
Granted, however you're forbidden from sharing these luxuries with any person or animal and must remain in total seclusion.
I wish I didn't have a stomach ulcer.
I wish I didn't have a stomach ulcer.
GoBack
Paragon
- Apr 25, 2020
- 997
Arrow
Rewrite
- May 1, 2020
- 768
Granted, but you will only get proper sleep on the last night of your life, however many years away it may be.
I wish I was the most attractive person in the world
GoBack
Paragon
- Apr 25, 2020
- 997
narval
Enlightened
- Jan 22, 2020
- 1,188
GoBack
Paragon
- Apr 25, 2020
- 997
Granted. You get the prototype with all its glitches
I wish a was a Professional ice skater
I wish a was a Professional ice skater
narval
Enlightened
- Jan 22, 2020
- 1,188
Ouch. Offtopic: autocorrector striked. It should be "newer pc". In any case... Good response XD
Granted: you lose your career in a live ice skating accident that leaves you paralyzed from the neck down
I wish I could think anything into existence.
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