Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But you will suffer a brain hemorrhage and spend your time in a wheel chair.

I wish I had my server online.

 

[painoflife]

Granted, but you constantly relive your worst day.

I wish I could eat lots of chocolate and not put on weight.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But you will get allergic and suffer diabetes.

I wish I knew the answer to 42.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but now you don't know the question.

I wish I had something caffeinated to drink around here.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But a new law has been introduced today. Coffe is a drug, and therefore prohibited.

I wish I could OD on chili popcorns.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but your corpse leaves behind really messy excrement as a result.....

I wish I could time travel.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But you will land in a active volcano crater.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but every object is technically considered a wall. In fact the cells in the body were literally named after prison cells. You can now see through everything to the point where everything that exists is invisible to you rendering you basically blind.

I wish I was less lazy.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. Three slave drivers from Egypt found your time machine and arrive to speed you up.

I wish I had some new spicy noodles.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but they're not spicy enough. Also the noodles are always cold.

I wish it was 2021 already.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But You are forced to take the time machine back to relive some memories in 1870!

I wish I had two washing machines.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but you'll never be able to have a dryer again.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But youll have no tastebuds.

I wish I was a shark.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but you become a simple nurse shark a species so common you're hunted down to be used to make covid vaccines (they really do this to these kinds of sharks).

I wish my hair would always look good.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. Though only with the use of epoxy glue.

I wish I had a new 10tb harddrive.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but it weighs 10 times more than a modern desktop computer.

I wish I had coding knowledge.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. You will begin with Basic and Assembler!

I wish I had $20.000 on my account.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but it's a system where the period means you only have 20 dollars now instead of twenty thousand.

I wish people could edit their own appearances at will like through some kind of advanced character creation tool.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. But its limited to the "hellraiser"-look only.

I wish my old Casio fx82 calculator could run Doom.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but you can't save your progress at all so everytime you boot it up you have to start all over.

I wish Hulu didn't have ads.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. From know on you only stream through VLC.

I wish that they lower prices on chewing tobacco.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but the nicotine in it gets diluted and one needs to buy more to get the same level they're used to.

I wish taxes weren't a thing.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. Enjoy the chaos and no welfare.

I wish I had a light weight haubitz.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

I wish I had a light weight haubitz.

Granted, but at least two operators are still required for optimum efficiency, your comrades are underaged and inexperienced, and enemies are closing in FAST.

I wish humans could photosynthesize. We won't even need Soylent.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but humans now can't move anymore like plants in order to be able to keep the energy from photosynthesis.

I wish I could rule the world.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

I wish I could rule the world.

Granted, but as the sole survivor of nuclear Armageddon.

I wish we could regenerate lost limbs.

 

[itstoolateforme]

Granted

Well maybe he can tell me some stories, because I rarely travel.


Now you see dead people! So holla at my peeps for me!
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I wish I drove a Lamborghini.

granted but your lambo doesnt lock so it can get stolen easily.

i wish i had a pet duck.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

i wish i had a pet duck.

Granted, but the only ones you can have are Mr. Machos.

I wish the instinct to care for others came naturally to me.

 

[NodusTollens]

Granted, but you become a slave with no personal freedoms.

I wish that when I woke, I wasn't in constant pain.

 

[Intotheflames]

Granted, but you become a slave with no personal freedoms.

I wish that when I woke, I wasn't in constant pain.

Np. You are now the Annabelle doll.

I wish I could lie and never could fail.