Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a vending machine.

 

[Antigonish]

Granted, but it eats fingers

I wish I could fly

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but you lose your eyesight.

I wish I died if I ate an apple.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you can be brought back to life anytime someone kisses you and everyone knows that, meaning you probably won't be left dead for long.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but for every wish you age ten years.

I wish I was not terrified.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you have to experience everything that will ever cause you to feel terrified in the future first before your ability to feel terrified is removed.

I wish I didn't need other humans for anything.

 

[Jumper Geo]

This thread would be excellent material for the Twilight Zone,

Granted: but your turned into a and transplanted into a human so they need you to live.

I wish I could think of a time and place and be tranfered there.

Cheers

Geo

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you have to be able to picture the exact time and place perfectly or you'll end up in a neutral quantum dimension from which there is no escape.

I wish I didn't have diabetes.

 

[Uh huh]

I wish I didn't have diabetes.

I'm so sorry you have it( Nobody wants to corrupt your wish. I don't want it, too. But the game is the game.
Granted. But now you're a jellyfish (it doesn't seem like they can have diabetes).

I wish I could write beautiful poems.

 

[GoneGirl]

Granted, but you can only write them in invisible ink.

I wish that I was never born.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but in order to not be born, your twin ate you in the womb. You also have to feel every bit of being devoured.

I wish Santa was real.

 

[Uh huh]

Granted. But when he does not bring gifts and joy to people, he is busy with torturing and devouring babies.

I wish someone took my rubbish out instead of me, so I won't have to leave my house ever

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but the person will only take your trash out if you've bathed in it first.

I wish all the bugs and insects were gone from my house.

 

[Uh huh]

Granted, but the person will only take your trash out if you've bathed in it first.

Damn! You're cruel!

I wish all the bugs and insects were gone from my house.

Granted. But they are replaced by reptiles and rats

I wish I had enough courage to CTB today

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but whatever methods you'd want to use become unavailable.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Isadeth]

Granted but you'll constantly be productive and never be able to sit down to rest again.

I wish I could dance well

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you'll never be able to do dances with anyone else because nobody would be able to keep up with your new godlike abilities.

I wish I could grow up.

 

[Uh huh]

Granted. But you're the tallest person in the world now

I wish I could post a wish that can't be corrupted!

 

[GoneGirl]

Granted..

I wish I could delete Uh Huh's last post so that she doesn't have a wish that can't be corrupted

 

[Uh huh]

Granted, but all your best memories are deleted as well.

I wish @Time2Dream had plenty of time to dream

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now they have no time to do anything else, including pursuing the more realistic dreams.

I wish there were decent jobs for lazy people like me.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Granted - but they won't pay a living wage and you'll never retire.

I guess reality did the corrupting for me, there..

I wish I had a 1930 Model A Ford.

 

[GoneGirl]

Granted but its covered all over in shiny unicorn stickers that can't be removed.

I wish I could fly

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but you have to flap your arms really hard to do so and it's very exhausting.

I wish I could watch what happens in my future.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but you won't remember any of it. What were you asking?

I wish to see the Northern Lights in person.

 

[narval]

Granted...
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of... wherever you live, localized entirely within your kitchen!? I wish to saw it too

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted! That person doesnt have a kitchen. Night blindness affect you.

I wish I had a big chili burger and fries with mayo,

 

[painoflife]

I wish I had a big chili burger and fries with mayo,

Granted, but a large seagull swoops and snatches it just as you are about to bite into it.
I wish I could lie in bed all day.

 

[UiopQwerty]

Granted. There are bed bugs in your bed, Like 10,000!
I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it comes with a bunch of useless programs that make it run slower and can't be uninstalled.

I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want.