Can you guys give me suicide methods that are like easy and i can do without having to access anything hard to get?

[Dying Knight]

How is a grown adult supposed to fit themselves in a microwave?

Probably, putting only the head inside the device should be enough, but this method would need disabling the protection, so the oven could work having its door open or removed. I suspect that your feelings would be comparable to electrocution.

 

[FuneralCry]

If I had an answer to this I would be long gone at this point. To me suicide isn't easy at all, in fact it's so unnecessarily difficult, I hate how suicide isn't more straightforward, if suicide actually is easy it would be such a relief.

 

[MiMif]

Ok I just thought of the perfect method though.

I want to relish in taking my life but like falling from a building even though less instant then a gun only lasts a few seconds. I've seen sky diving videos and the fall takes a really long time. I'm wondering if I would just skydive but disconnect the parachute. Issue is my body would be destroyed...but like it looks like a really cool death I wonder if it'd be worth my body being destroyed.

Ok I just thought of the perfect method though.

I want to relish in taking my life but like falling from a building even though less instant then a gun only lasts a few seconds. I've seen sky diving videos and the fall takes a really long time. I'm wondering if I would just skydive but disconnect the parachute. Issue is my body would be destroyed...but like it looks like a really cool death I wonder if it'd be worth my body being destroyed.

Lol issue is where tf I'm getting skydiving money...I'm a broke college kid. Though I'm not planning on ctbing for a few more years so maybe by then I'll either get better or have enough money to do it.

 

[PanaxMan]

Honestly stabbing and/or swatting yourself

 

[MiMif]

Honestly stabbing and/or swatting yourself

Swatting yourself?? What is that?

 

[PanaxMan]

Swatting yourself?? What is that?

Make a fake threat and get a knife and ur done

 

[Himalayan]

Tourniquet method. Basically you strangulate yourself, a string from a hoodie can work. At least one I have works

 

[JordanF]

Make a fake threat and get a knife and ur done

Suicide by police is really not a good method despite it being talked a lot on this thread. Police have it hammered in their head since training to "always shoot center mass and until the target is no longer a threat." Despite some fringe cases which get on the news, the police will follow this protocol and then call the EMS. If nothing vital got hit then you will be stabilized and put into prison for assaulting a police officer; likely on suicide watch too. The police also usually use low powered rounds (9mm) which are less deadly than larger rounds or a shotgun. People can often even survive headshots if they get immediate medical attention.

Here is an example of what I'm talking about (violent video by the way, watch at your own discretion)

Spoiler: NY Police vs Knife Attack

The person with the knife ended up surviving. This is a pretty common example and it's what happens the majority of the time.

TL:DR: Don't do suicide by cop. You will probably end up disabled and in prison.

 

[MiMif]

Make a fake threat and get a knife and ur done

Suicide by police is really not a good method despite it being talked a lot on this thread. Police have it hammered in their head since training to "always shoot center mass and until the target is no longer a threat." Despite some fringe cases which get on the news, the police will follow this protocol and then call the EMS. If nothing vital got hit then you will be stabilized and put into prison for assaulting a police officer; likely on suicide watch too. The police also usually use low powered rounds (9mm) which are less deadly than larger rounds or a shotgun. People can often even survive headshots if they get immediate medical attention.

Here is an example of what I'm talking about (violent video by the way, watch at your own discretion)

Spoiler: NY Police vs Knife Attack

The person with the knife ended up surviving. This is a pretty common example and it's what happens the majority of the time.

TL:DR: Don't do suicide by cop. You will probably end up disabled and in prison.

Thanks for that note taken.

 

[gorb]

I might try this one day…problem is I don't look too intimidating tho

doesnt matter lol. Eric Torell with Down syndrome was shot dead by the police when he was out with his toy gun outside. In total, the officers fired 25 shots. Just search up his name on google