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causingkeep

causingkeep

Member
Feb 2, 2023
18
Ranch dressing?? And somehow that's gonna give me a 90% chance of survival? Just my luck… lol
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,740
Cigarette. 100%. I thought this shit was meant to kill you. Sigh
 
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The Eeyorish One

The Eeyorish One

Member
Oct 9, 2022
98
Welp… my weapon is apparently a square couch pillow and my chance to survive is 79%. I guess I'm smothering people at night to steal supplies or something lol.
 
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stermc

stermc

libertas quae sera tamen
Nov 24, 2022
950
Totally screwed.
The nearest object is a shirt and my chances of surviving are 10%.
That's it, I am done
 
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TransMagical

TransMagical

Volo ergo sum
Feb 10, 2023
96
Here is a quick distraction post for ya'll.

The object nearest to your right is your apocalypse weapon and your battery percent is the chance you'll survive.

How screwed are you? (Or lucky if you want to CTB)

My nearest object is a tape dispenser and I have 40% chance of surviving the Apocalypse - Lol I'm happy with 40%.
72% chance.
With HALF OF A RITZ CRACKER
 
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stermc

stermc

libertas quae sera tamen
Nov 24, 2022
950
76% with my pillow. Guess I am having a pillow fight with the zombies
 
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MentalStefan

MentalStefan

Loser
Jul 3, 2022
265
Roll of toilet paper is my weapon and I have 11% chance of survival... Why does it not surprise me xD? I guess all I can do is to do a quick f...p before something or somebody kills me. On the other hand it doesn't sound that bad...
 
Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
253
I have a 92% chance of survival. What object allowed me to have this large survival chance? A box of tissues.
 
LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,542
I have a 93% chance of survival and my weapon is... a set of partial dentures...
 
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LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,542
88% chance of survival with a rubber band. I think my enemies are zombies too frail to fight so I can shoot and kill them with it. When the rubber band breaks, it's time to meet my doom.
 
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leaf23

Specialist
Dec 12, 2020
335
Pillow 79% (what kind of apocalypse am I in 😂)
 
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ngossia

Member
Jan 4, 2023
59
My nearest object is a otrivin nasal spray and i have 83% chance of survival. I guess smelling colours might give me a upper hand haha
 
empty sighs

empty sighs

deserves to die “しがみつくな”
Feb 14, 2022
125
Chance: 82%
Weapon: clothes
 
J

just_so_done

Experienced
Apr 16, 2023
259
An empty coffee cup.......let's go with 82% survival rate, i can be innovative with this cup
 
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LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,542
A fountain pen with a 97% chance of survival. Definitely mightier than the sword.
 

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