Help Anesthesia procedure

[tweaka2x]

I'm going under anesthesia tomorrow for a colonoscopy. I'm wondering how I may be able to take advantage of the precautions for anesthesia to be able to pass away without having to be labeled a "suicide?" Not Smoking seems to be a very important rule to follow on the list so I'm definitely going to come in blazed as a mf XD wondering what else I could do?

 

[SVEN]

Going to be very challenging, bearing in mind that you're in a Hospital Theatre surrounded by a trained anaesthetist & surgical Team with your vital signs being constantly monitored. If they are at all unhappy about your vital signs on final prep the procedure will be cancelled.
Sorry to sound discouraging, but the circumstances really are the worst imaginable in terms of ctb should your condition deteriorate or cause concern through your own actions or just happenstance.
Where I live (Britain) the procedure wouldn't normally involve general anaesthesia, just intravenous.

 

[tweaka2x]

Going to be very challenging, bearing in mind that you're in a Hospital Theatre surrounded by a trained anaesthetist & surgical Team with your vital signs being constantly monitored. If they are at all unhappy about your vital signs on final prep the procedure will be cancelled.
Sorry to sound discouraging, but the circumstances really are the worst imaginable in terms of ctb should your condition deteriorate or cause concern through your own actions or just happenstance.

No I heard this exact thing. Someone came in high and after having difficulty with breathing the right people noticed like they are trained to do and stopped then and there so I totally am aware nothings gonna happen but hey at least I tried and it was free game lol can't get in no trouble either except maybe a lecture but thank you man for replying any added info is helpful to not only me but others viewing.

 

[SVEN]

No I heard this exact thing. Someone came in high and after having difficulty with breathing the right people noticed like they are trained to do and stopped then and there so I totally am aware nothings gonna happen but hey at least I tried and it was free game lol can't get in no trouble either except maybe a lecture but thank you man for replying any added info is helpful to not only me but others viewing.

Very welcome, just sorry to be a bit of a wet blanket. Best wishes in finding a way.

 

[donttalktome]

I wish it was that easy. Hospitals are very good at keeping people alive as living vegetables. There is almost zero chance you can do anything to make the anaesthesia finish you off. At least nothing i know of, maybe some docs with specialized knowledge. It would be more likely for you to die from doctor's mistake, a malpractice than trying to do random stuff like that.

 

[Bruce]

I'm going under anesthesia tomorrow for a colonoscopy. I'm wondering how I may be able to take advantage of the precautions for anesthesia to be able to pass away without having to be labeled a "suicide?" Not Smoking seems to be a very important rule to follow on the list so I'm definitely going to come in blazed as a mf XD wondering what else I could do?

That is not anesthesia, it is induced coma. Nevertheless, I think @donttalktome has a point, trying to go when under the supervision of doctors does not sound like a good idea. Be advised that they will do tests before, they will draw some blood and check your heart.

 

[unique1911]

I'm going under anesthesia tomorrow for a colonoscopy. I'm wondering how I may be able to take advantage of the precautions for anesthesia to be able to pass away without having to be labeled a "suicide?" Not Smoking seems to be a very important rule to follow on the list so I'm definitely going to come in blazed as a mf XD wondering what else I could do?

"Best" case scenario you end up as a vegetable. You should NEVER combine anaesthesia and drugs or tobacco, as it leaves permanent cardiovascular and neurological damage, and will not kill you. Also they will test you, so you couldn't pull it off anyway, but still this is very dangerous