Story An Anhedonic's Nearly Perfect Day

[summers]

No doubt wearing super tight gym gear which makes it nigh on impossible for anyone to look at anything but the floor for fear of having a unfortunate episode downstairs. And this is coming from an a-sexual. Women and their curves, what's the world to do about it.

Try rolling jujitsu with a really hot partner. Very tough not to get aroused, especially when she's going hard and choking you (if that's your thing). At the same time, it was really a mind-fuck for me to pin her to the mat. Something I could never do to a female in real-life.

They can't just wear slacks and a large T-shirt, for some reason. It's always skin-tight clothing, nice hair and even fucking make-up. Thanks to jacking off so much my brain is at least somewhat desensitized so I don't get more than 30% "enlargement" in public. I also didn't bring my glasses, my vision is good enough for running around / fighting / etc, but details in the distance is missed, so that helped a bit. I think that it would be better to have the 20/20 though, so that you can find flaws in the facial structure and decrease the pH-levels of the grapes.

I really don't understand this myself. At the gyms I go to, guys typically wear basketball shorts or track pants and a t shirt. Occasionally, I see guys wearing full-length compression pants. Women always wear tight-fitting leggings and shirts or sports bras only. I would be fine with this if the pants and shirt were compression - hell I wear compression shorts when I ride my bicycle and skates. But these aren't.

 

[Mentalmick]

Try rolling jujitsu with a really hot partner. Very tough not to get aroused, especially when she's going hard and choking you (if that's your thing). At the same time, it was really a mind-fuck for me to pin her to the mat. Something I could never do to a female in real-life.

I was watching male v female jujitsu on YouTube and was wondering that exact thing. I mean, what the fuck, have they taking some kind of anti erection medication or something? It's bound to of happened at some point. Talk about embarrassing. Dont the trainers wonder why the males spend so long sitting on the mat after the match? I once watched Miesha Tate wipe the floor with 3 guys, and she's gorgeous. I wouldn't of been able to stand up for a week, if I ever did again. Maybe I think too much about these things.

 

[summers]

I was watching male v female jujitsu on YouTube and was wondering that exact thing. I mean, what the fuck, have they taking some kind of anti erection medication or something? It's bound to of happened at some point. Talk about embarrassing. Dont the trainers wonder why the males spend so long sitting on the mat after the match?

I let her choke me until it wasn't fun anymore. Literally had bruises and friction burns on my neck for about a week. When I had enough and mounted her, she was fighting so hard, I wasn't aroused any more. I can say, anyone who can force themselves on someone else has to be a really sick, twisted fucker.

 

[Mentalmick]

I can say, anyone who can force themselves on someone else has to be a really sick, twisted fucker.

For sure. People like that need to die in a horrific manner.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

At the same time, it was really a mind-fuck for me to pin her to the mat. Something I could never do to a female in real-life.

So how u sex den?

 

[summers]

So how u sex den?

Usually doggy or get ridden, but I'm good with most positions. But I mean holding someone down, who wants to get up. Even missionary, a guy doesn't hold/pin a girl down. My hands are on the bed, headboard, or breasts.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

who wants to get up.

Right, gotcha.

 

[Makko]

I wish I was a martial arts prodigy. Beating someone up seems like a such a thrill.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I wish I was a martial arts prodigy. Beating someone up seems like a such a thrill.

Does the age of the person getting beaten up matter? You could just aim your sights a little lower...

 

[Makko]

Does the age of the person getting beaten up matter? You could just aim your sights a little lower...

Hmm. I'll think about it.

 

[Mentalmick]

Hmm. I'll think about it.

Just grab some young punk and kick the shit out of him.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Dear diary, today I woke up very early. I had low energy and felt fatigued but managed to eat relatively well and got myself down to the gym for a light workout. Just some chin-ups and kettlebell-"""""cardio""""", the most important thing for me to work on is cardio but I always end up naming my deadlifts cardio and calling it a day. Today browsing the forum felt weird, I'm not on my A-game at all and I can feel the fact that I'm an omega male very clearly.

 

[Makko]

Found another GF for your harem:

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Found another GF for your harem:

MBTI, ewww. This is the only gf meme that I would reject lmao.

 

[Makko]

MBTI, ewww. This is the only gf meme that I would reject lmao.

Nothing wrong with it, especially the excessively flattering comparisons to historical figures they like to throw into the tests. "Your personality is just like Einstein!"

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Nothing wrong with it, especially the excessively flattering comparisons to historical figures they like to throw into the tests. "Your personality is just like Einstein!"

I unironically fell for this when I was a sigma male narc in my adolescence. I got INTJ and believed I was destined for greatness, oh how wrong I was.

 

[noaccount]

Stop making unfunny "jokes" at the expense of suicidal people who are being sexually harassed.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Stop making unfunny "jokes" at the expense of suicidal people who are being sexually harassed.

Feel free to hit that ignore button, darling.

 

[noaccount]

Nah I'm good. Guess now there's some off topic and unwanted content on your threads, but that's okay. If you can dish it out I'm sure you can take it no problem.

 

[Makko]

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Nah I'm good. Guess now there's some off topic and unwanted content on your threads, but that's okay. If you can dish it out I'm sure you can take it no problem.

Oh no, not more attention, please not that! Read one of my posts before choosing your method of attack.

 

[summers]

Dear diary

Dear diary, today I woke up very early. I had low energy and felt fatigued but managed to eat relatively well and got myself down to the gym for a light workout. Just some chin-ups and kettlebell-"""""cardio""""", the most important thing for me to work on is cardio but I always end up naming my deadlifts cardio and calling it a day. Today browsing the forum felt weird, I'm not on my A-game at all and I can feel the fact that I'm an omega male very clearly.

Jeff Cavaliere is about 6% body fat and does almost no cardio. Cardio won't get you lean, it's more for conditioning.

 

[Toptock]

His rack is amazing

 

[Mentalmick]

Jeff Cavaliere is about 6% body fat and does almost no cardio. Cardio won't get you lean, it's more for conditioning.
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6% body fat, pussy, I'm -26% body fat. I have so little body fat I need to inject used oil from a chip shop on a daily basis just to stay alive.

 

[summers]

6% body fat, pussy, I'm -26% body fat. I have so little body fat I need to inject used oil from a chip shop on a daily basis just to stay alive.

Fuck that bio-oil shit. Give me the best, most expensive oil you can buy:


Edit: Yes, I do use this oil in both my motorcycles.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Jeff Cavaliere is about 6% body fat and does almost no cardio. Cardio won't get you lean, it's more for conditioning.

It's the conditioning that I would like, though. I don't have a big need for looking lean, looking and feeling strong is enough (and that would require not looking fat, imo, though).

 

[Mentalmick]

Fuck that bio-oil shit. Give me the best, most expensive oil you can buy:
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Ordering as I type.

 

[summers]

It's the conditioning that I would like, though. I don't have a big need for looking lean, looking and feeling strong is enough (and that would require not looking fat, imo, though).

Check out Athlene-X on youtube. He's a no-bullshit kind of guy, gives really good advice.