All the methods are shit or hard to acquire

[justsayin]

That's not the instructions I have for a slipknot

That's because it is a knot that slips, but not a slipknot. It looks like Strangle Snare aka Poacher's Knot, and is slightly more complicated than simple noose.

 

[Ta555]

That's because it is a knot that slips, but not a slipknot. It looks like Strangle Snare aka Poacher's Knot, and is slightly more complicated than simple noose.

Yeah I prefer simple noose. Seems to work well!