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DeathGivesFreedom

DeathGivesFreedom

Life is a choice. Death is my answer.
Jan 19, 2024
70
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku
 
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4g1vvvven

🔍 Looking for the nicest exit 🚪
Feb 14, 2023
179
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses
 
preacheroffalsehood

preacheroffalsehood

The tongue that reeks deceit.
Feb 3, 2024
7
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within
 
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ShadowsBeforeDawn

Member
Feb 8, 2024
19
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my
 
FreeMind

FreeMind

Experienced
Mar 2, 2023
285
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to
 
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kinderbueno

kinderbueno

Waiting at the bus stop
Jun 22, 2024
261
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume
 
BoulderSoWhat

BoulderSoWhat

Student
Aug 29, 2024
162
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.
 
Faxanadu

Faxanadu

Member
Aug 14, 2024
69
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However
 
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kinderbueno

kinderbueno

Waiting at the bus stop
Jun 22, 2024
261
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids
 
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deanh53

Member
Aug 23, 2024
5
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never
 
norain

norain

Member
Oct 18, 2024
55
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never know
 
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willictb

Member
Nov 9, 2024
7
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never know whether
 
albert_camus

albert_camus

Absurdist
Jan 8, 2024
43
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never know whether democracy
 
BeyondOver

BeyondOver

It's all so tiresome
Apr 4, 2025
57
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never know whether democracy or
 
MathConspiracy

MathConspiracy

Trapped in a (prison) cell of organic molecules
Mar 25, 2025
245
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume spaghetti.

However kids never know whether democracy or China
 

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