Discussion Accidental Gallows Humour

[Forever Sleep]

Seeing as I'm so lazy and don't drive, I get my groceries delivered. Some drivers tell you when you have a short 'use by' (shelf life) date on something. Today, my driver said: 'You've got a short life'. I almost replied- 'If only!'

Have you had any accidental gallows humour moments?

 

[GlassMoon]

I'm using the bus a lot, and often want to write into the chat "Have to leave, need to catch the bus." or "I just got on the bus." But so far, I've managed to avoid saying that by accident...

 

[GlassMoon]

Another one that happened again this morning, but I managed to catch it and edit the post: Wrote CBT instead of CTB. Well, that's an NSFW term which I won't dive into here...

 

[Forever Sleep]

Another one that happened again this morning, but I managed to catch it and edit the post: Wrote CBT instead of CTB. Well, that's an NSFW term which I won't dive into here...

Lol- my mind tends to go to 'Cognitive Behavioral Therapy' rather than...well...er... that.