5 word story game

[Iwant2sleepforever]

So he escaped without harm

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

yet he had no dreams

 

[Desperate_Soul]

his dream was his reality

 

[Iwant2sleepforever]

If only he knew sooner

 

[Desperate_Soul]

he was actually a unicorn

 

[Life sucks]

And he has hidden powers

 

[Desperate_Soul]

that can make people disappear

 

[blurr21]

And give them lasting bliss

 

[Desperate_Soul]

till their very last breath

 

[blurr21]

It's time to wake up

 

[Desperate_Soul]

please just one more hour

 

[blurr21]

Sorry your breakfast is ready

 

[Living_Ghost]

His throbbing erection disappeared quickly

 

[Miss clefable]

And now he was sad

 

[blurr21]

To put his playboy aside

 

[Living_Ghost]

In favour of breakfast ! Breakfast !!

 

[blurr21]

He finishes his un-american pie

 

[Living_Ghost]

And sings cheerfully to himself

 

[blurr21]

A song his girlfriend likes

 

[Living_Ghost]

Ra ra ooh LA LA

 

[blurr21]

,While he takes a shower

 

[Living_Ghost]

Masturbating his massive cock again

 

[blurr21]

Something long his girlfriend likes

 

[Regisphilbin_savant]

thor hurriedly summoned his hammer

 

[Living_Ghost]

She ate breakfast sausage slowly

 

[Smilla]

She dreamt of grapefruit juice

 

[blurr21]

She goes out to walk

 

[Living_Ghost]

And decides never to return

 

[Desperate_Soul]

And decides never to return

but the police were called

 

[Living_Ghost]

Luckily she had her ak47